Starlight68912 - Very Short And Kinda Dumb

Trevenant: It can control trees at will. It will trap people who harm the forest, so they can never leave.

Litwick: While shining a light and pretending to be a guide, it leeches off the life force of any who follow it.

Phantump: According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest.

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short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead

Oof

Same Dazai, same.

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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being the only member of team chaotix with a brain cell is really taking its toll, i see

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

It's a popular name from where I come from and I pronounced it "Ray (like ray of light) -haan" that's how it's pronounced since it's an Arabic/Muslim name none of that please

I’ve been pronouncing his name wrong for a YEAR

@incorrectsamuraiwarriorsquotes is a gift

(Original post can be found here)