why are you short
Gracia: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Ranmaru: Can’t relate.
Hanbei: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
just a business man
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Uh. bro what's with the diagonal red lines on your face. wait a minute. Oh shit are you anime blushing cuz you're in love w me bro????? Its ok dude u can tell me
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Look at this. Look at them. Look me in the eye and tell me thats not his son I dare you
I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?” And she said “that’s none of your business.” And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question