Posts About Mario Made By Non-fans That I Mentally Quote All The Time

“And remember, comrades, your resolution must never falter. No argument must lead you astray. Never listen when they tell you that Man and the animals have a common interest, that the prosperity of the one is the prosperity of the others. It is all lies. Man serves the interests of no creature except himself.”

I’m reading Animal Farm because how things are going in the world. This paragraph popped up and i was thinking abt it a lot. we’re all just animals to them, and until we do something, that’s all we’ll be.

maybe it'd help if i stopped calling myself slurs to be funny.

Can't believe they banned tiktok for a couple hours just so they could unban it and encourage everyone to put Trump's dick right up their assholes and moan about it

Time for an All Out Attack!

I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

Looking more like a checklist these days. I want off this ride. 😭