Guns N’ Roses
Indiana - 1991
IMAGINE Cooking with Green Day
How would you describe each of the gnr guys to someone just getting into them?
Axl Rose, red headed emoji king:
- vocal range wider than the grand canyon
- is drowning in pussy and by that I mean he has like 3 cats and he would die for them
- hilarious
- wants freddie mercury and elton john to adopt him
- mean enough to kick your ass but still soft
- was robbed of a childhood from his biological family but now has a new and improved Brazilian family
- doesn’t give a fuck but also gives many fucks simultaneously
- the only thing confirmed is his love of taco bell
Slash, confused ruler of snakes:
- does not know what shoes are
- is a big slut and is in love with both Axl and Duff
- snakes
- so emotionally involved when he plays that he practically is a guitar
- big fan of vaginas, big fan of women, feminist
- the only two things he watches are horror movies and spongebob
- sends Christmas cards to Axl
Steven Adler, bag of popcorn:
- would have slept with anything back in the day
- his entire diet consisted of drugs but he’s still somehow the most innocent child in the band
- he’s fine now though
- just really loves his friends and was finally able to play with them again
- ray of sunshine
- wants to live in a world where everyone is a pug
- doesn’t know how to not smile
Duff Mckagan, half punk half giraffe:
- Johnny Thunders had full ownership of his ass at one point
- smart
- former alcoholic who almost died
- all of his jokes are awful but you’re a lyin ass bitch if you say you don’t laugh at them
- he’s your fave even if someone else in the band is your fave
- the cool dad
- has the same size dick as Mick Jagger
Izzy Stradlin, ?????:
- no one knows what he’s doing or where he’s at ever
- a mysterious and cool bad boy you’d read about in a book
- bitch better have his money
- people don’t recognize how talented he is a lot of the time
- occasionally axl’s best friend
- wants everyone to chill
- was in a very monogamous relationship with cigarettes
“Rock isn’t dead. Rock ‘n’ roll will never die. Because rock doesn’t just live in the hearts of the famous musicians that played it on stage in 1972, a dying breed, or on the radio in the 80’s and 90’s… rock lives in the heart of the 15 year old girl who was born 25 years too late to ever see her favourite band play live, who listens to their records every night in her bedroom and stares at their posters pretending she was there. Rock lives in the heart of the 65 year old grandpa who plays the Beatles’ White Album to his grandchildren for the first time and watches as a new generation of rockers is born. Rock lives in the hearts of the musicians playing in tiny clubs across America to 50 people a night who will never stop rocking even if they have to work a day job for the rest of their lives. Rock ‘n’ roll will never die as long as there’s at least one person, somewhere, who doesn’t just listen to it with their ears, but with their heart and soul. Rock is immortal.”
— (via areyouwiththeband)
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