Henry: Now Will Push This Button And Throw It As Far As You Can.

Henry: Now Will push this button and throw it as far as you can.

*Will pushes the button and throws. *

*blast*

Will: Oh my god. Henry you killed us. It blasted!!! I want to die but not like this! I will never be able tell Tessa how-

Henry: WILL! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BLAST!

Will: I- Of course. I knew it. Yeah. Totally!

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