*knits The Red String Of Fate Into A Cosy Blanket*

Puki, I think you are just "the internet"

ur an internet influencer

I'm more like an internet 'thing'

Drawing that makes no sense

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

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actually i dont think dirk gently is autistic

Mac DeMarco and the man you are. His music is actively healing me throughout the process.

do you ever think about your interests for like half a second and suddenly feel like you’ve been shot in the chest

YOU hate JK Rowling!

Oh thank God, I had lost it

Allosaurus Eoraptor

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK