Sometimes I Think About How Hard I Want An Over The Garden Wall Style Adaptation Of LOTR. My Soul Craves

I WANT SHARP TEETH. I WANT TO BITE. I WANT MY MOUTH TO FILL WITH BLOOD. I WANT IT TO DRIP FROM MY FANGS.

this made me laugh so much lmaoo @starrykibber sorry i'll leave the leash next time, he's a little rabid </3

Lukewarm take: people in J. Park need to listen to Ian Malcom more. Bro has the brain cells 90% of the time.

He's me for real

Pippin: Can we stop at The Golden Perch?

Frodo: No, we have food with us

Pippin: *sniffles* I hate this f*cking family

Just looked at the Baby Driver tag and tbh I'm surprised that less ppl here frequent it. Like wdym Baby isn't one of the Tumblr blorbos ever, he's so Tumblr coded.

Characters as conversions I overhear part one:

Emerald: wE'RE GOING HOME

Angel: HOotiE HOO

Emerald: WE'RE GOING HOME

Angel: HOOTIE HOO

Emerald: WE'RE GOING HOME

Angel: HOOTIE HOO

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK

Prompt #127

“Look, he’s gone all shy and murdery.”