I Have Hired This Fucking Thing To Stare At You

Grond my beloved

tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

When are you not though

Can y'all tell I'm hyperfixating?

Drawing that makes no sense

Just found out how effective torturing my partner with unhinged resident evil head cannons are so I'm begging someone to drop at least one (preferably without 1st, 5th, or 6th game spoilers)

Me frfr

my boi can’t catch a break. 

bigweld

bigweld

ideally jk rowling will be next

If there’s one thing that’s certain about Frodo its that he’s gonna be looking over his shoulder dramatically whenever given the chance. I hope that wasn’t just a mortal peril thing. I hope he was just Like That. Bilbo asks him if he’s responsible for a broken vase and he’s like

Yes uncle….. I did it…. Sorry…..

Literally at the end of s3 and still can't stop thinking about that

the absolute best bit in stranger things 3 was when alexei was telling hopper and joyce how the russian base is an inpenatrable fortress and even the best trained soldiers couldnt get in and then it cuts to two literal children breaking into the russian base

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us