Yippee

I made a cake in a cup and it had peanut butter. I forgot I don't like peanut butter sweets...

Anyways I think hobbits or dwarves would go batshit over this so if you are a hobbit or dwarf I'll gladly share.

Please, I need reasons to talk about stuff. Let me knowledge you.

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

My toxic trait is I watch Baby Driver edits and judge them based on how likely he would be to listen to the songs they are set to.

Like he would NOT listen to that,,,,,

Yk, it doesn't seem like anyone is leaving reviews about disliking the assistants. If the smaller browsers are targeted with one star reviews asking to remove the assistants, the idea would probably catch on enough to be able to even get Google's removed.

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

i love you comforter i love you pillow i love you sheets i love you mattress i love you plushie i love you dark room i love you bedtime

reblog for something very lgbt to happen to you on nov 5th

ME!! LITERALLY ME!!!!!

Cozy autumnal Pippin 🍁🍂🍄🥮🦃

shuffles is an addiction

Not to be dramatic or anything but I would sell my spleen to look like a hobbit and live their silly lil life 💗