you guys are so annoying. why do i have to see discourse every year that's like "was tolkien really a woke king or was he your conservative uncle?" the guy was a devout catholic and a genteel misogynist who maintained lifelong friendships with queer people and women, and this isn't even paradoxical because that was part of the upper-class oxford culture he was immersed in. tolkien told the nazis to fuck off (and in doing so demonstrated a real understanding of what racism is and why it's harmful, beyond simply "these guys are bad news because they're who my country is at war with right now") but his inner life was marked by internalized racism that is deeply and inextricably woven into the art that he made. he foolishly described himself as an anarcho-monarchist, and it's kind of crazy to see people on this website passionately arguing that he likely never meaningfully engaged with anarchist theory, because...yeah, no shit, of course he didn't. tolkien didn't have to engage with most sociopolitical theory because as an upper-class englishman of his position, he was never affected by any of the issues that this theory is concerned with. what is plainly obvious from reading both his fiction and letters is that tolkien's ideal political system was that the divinely ordained god-king would rise up and rule in perfect justice and humility; he didn't want a government, he wanted a king arthur, even though (obviously) he was aware that outcome was impossible. why is it so hard for people to accept that he was just some guy! his letters aren't a code you have to crack. no amount of arguing or tumblr-level analysis is going to one day reveal a rhetorically airtight internally consistent worldview spanning jrrt's fiction, academic work, and personal writings, thereby "solving" the question of whether he was a woke king or your conservative uncle. his ideology was extremely inconsistent because, at the end of the day, he was just some guy.
Frodo to Gandalf: but he was destroyed, Sauron was destroyed
Gandalf:
Frodo: We put the Ring away, we keep it hidden, we never speak of it again. No one knows it’s here, do they? Do they, Gandalf?
Gandalf:
If there’s one thing that’s certain about Frodo its that he’s gonna be looking over his shoulder dramatically whenever given the chance. I hope that wasn’t just a mortal peril thing. I hope he was just Like That. Bilbo asks him if he’s responsible for a broken vase and he’s like
Yes uncle….. I did it…. Sorry…..
Honestly if you aren't looking at your sibling during church any time among us is said then I don't trust you
I don't think 13 year olds should be allowed to attend church. not for any religious reason but because my brother pokes me and grins whenever the words "among us" appear in the liturgy
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
Rewatching the extended fellowship of the ring compelled me to make this shitpost video of Legolas and Aragorn being besties
Me when I'm this close to giving up on life because Adobe doesn't understand how to make a functional program
I would have followed you to the ends of the earth. To the very fires of Mordor.
259 posts