Latest Posts by starrykibber - Page 2

I need to learn the art of having inside thoughts actually.

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

Mac DeMarco and the man you are. His music is actively healing me throughout the process.

do you ever think about your interests for like half a second and suddenly feel like you’ve been shot in the chest

Me trying to write my first fanfic (that I plan to post)

do you ever think about your interests for like half a second and suddenly feel like you’ve been shot in the chest

ily okay ? you are amazing.

ily too <3

I won but at what cost 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK

SWAMP NOOOOOOOO

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK

Allosaurus Eoraptor

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK

AMBER EMBROIDERY

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK

ALLERGY ECZEMA

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK

FUCK.

LATIN.

NO.

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK

YK WHAT FUCK IT

ADIOS ENGLES

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK

AGGRESSIVE ELON????

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK

Tbh, don't talk to me if you don't know about Antlion Entmoot.

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK

Oh, worm?

Going to an international studies event tomorrow for a trip I'm going on.

I also coincidentally learned how to say a few words in ASL because I want to become conversational in it at some point.

Here's the thing.

My friend and I learned how to sign penis.

So now i have the moral battle of whether or not to teach anyone who's from overseas and my age how to say that in ASL.

To dick joke or not to dick joke.

NETFLIX IS WHAT???????? :(:(:(

This is why I get hard copies of my hyperfixation media >:(

Also based fic idea

Alsoalso please post the playlist if you feel comfortable doing so 🙏🙏

just rewatched baby driver (one of my fav/comfort movies of all time that NETFLIX IS REMOVING AT THE END OF THE MONTH WTF) and now i'm writing a soldier boy x babydriver!reader fic

might be a drabble, might be longer, might be a mini series idk but nawt a full reader bc i have enough 😭😭

also making a playlist for if i was in baby driver simply bc i can and i love making playlists and i love my music taste

My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.

Wait percentages for preference is so smart. Neither person has to actually choose, it's just whatever someone is more opinionated about.

I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

This reblog is directed at Taco and his fuckass song Living in my Dreamworld.

You know what you did.

something i keep experiencing

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

Is it really a hyperfixation if you don't do insane projects about it. This took a total of 3 days and a large expansion of my knowledge of embroidery!

"It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you... that meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. They kept going because they were holding on to something."

-- J.R.R Tolkien, The Two Towers --

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