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Virgil: If you’re having trouble sleeping clap your hands.
Virgil:*clap clap*
Virgil: If you’re having trouble sleeping clap your hands.
Virgil:*clap clap*
Virgil:If you’re having trouble sleeping and you really feel like weeping cause you can’t stop goddamn thinking clap your hands!
Virgil:*clap clap*
Person A:I hid the body now what?
Person B:Well now you gotta go dispose of all of the chunks and blood and other gory mess you left and once you do that you gotta go meet ace at the boat dock.
Person A: Did ya tell ace I’d be meeting him at the boat dock??
Person B: He’s waiting for you hurry
Person A: I disposed properly of the blood and chunks. I’m here, I see ace.
Person B: Go get into his boat he’s leaving in three minutes
Person A: I’m on board. Where’s the boat going to??
Person B: You’ll see
Person A: Anyway the boat arrived at the final destination where no one will find me. I’ll be in hiding from the police for about 2 years or until the investigation has stopped and been labeled as no evidence of murder
Person B: Damn he didn’t kill you 🤨
Person A: fended him off with a broken steel pipe. He was wounded but not seriously hurt. Just long enough to where I could get away
Person B: He may have called the police then I read in the news paper they’re looking for you. Ace was my buddy why couldn’t you accept your death you aren’t doing much in hiding
Person A: I’m waiting out the FBI agents until they get bored and stop looking for me
Person B: They know you did it they have the evidence you were idiotic enough to leave your DNA at the crime scene. I knew I shouldn’t have chosen you
Person A: Damn, I’m getting messy with my killing again. They’ll will never find me! How do you know Emilie is my real name?? I could be going under that name and my real name is still unknown
Person B: They traced your DNA back. The FBI isn’t dumb especially since ace is apart of it
Person A: Damn. My mudering is getting sloppy again. Did you know my cousin was Jeffery??
Person B: Jeff got demoted
Person A: I’ll have to get tips from J.D
Person B: Mmm if my timing was correct then they should be at your door any second
Person A: I know he got demoted he still has years of notebooks. Uhm nope. I don’t have a door. I’m on an island
Person B: I saw your cabin
Person A: The boat took a detour ace is where the police are at. I’m where you’ll never find me
Person A: I hid the body...now what?
PersonB: No, no, no. You don't just hide a body, you burn it and the weapon you used to kill the body. Duuuhhhhh. Geez, you are not the best murderer are you? I'm glad you came to me. Now that there is no evidence following you, we still can't take any chances. Go to the back of the nearest Walmart, you'll see a dumpster. Next to it you'll find a note. That will tell you everything you need to do and it also has an idea card that says "Stacey Jones". Use that note and card if people start to get suspicious of you. Follow those steps, it will be like you never existed.
It's Stars.