Don't Kill Yourself, Please.

Reblog if you wish cancer didn't exist.

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

Astro Notes IV ☆

Pisces holds some of the wisdome from all the previous 11 signs, which makes it the most wise sign but also the most confused one

Sagittarius people can be pretty bad liars

Ascendant is more about aura and energy than physical appearance

There's not a reason for this, but women Gemini Sun have a bad reputation

Taurus in 5th loves luxurious things

Possible Stelliums can be as important as your Sun, Moon and Mercury sign

Aquarius is the most realistic air sign

Pisces Sun/Moon/Mercury talks in a weird way and it's like they're living inside their own reality

Combinations of Cancer and Libra or 4th and 7th indicate marriage at a young age or pleasure when thinking about marriage

At their worse, Capricorns symbolize the love under conditions. Loving someone because they have hidden reasons behind it

Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius in 3rd, 5th, 7th, 10th and 11th, may indicate love for the city

Venus in Taurus is earthly, steady, loving, compassionate, predictable, slow, romantic and loves sensual pleasure, while Venus in Libra is fairy like, light, romantic, sensitive, diplomatic, charming and enjoys pleasing others

Libra is known as the most fair but also indecisive sign

Planets in 9th and 11th will make an open person that supports difference and small groups (black people, LGBTQ+, feminists etc.)

Cancer is talented at getting what they want in really quick ways

Virgo Sun/Venus/Mars will be very private and uncomfortable when taking about sex

This is not a fact, but all Virgos I know, love technology and tattoos. The technology thing maybe is connected to Mercury, Virgo's planet that symbolizes communication and media etc. I don't really know about the tattoos

When Saturn comes into our Sun sign, it's a period in our lives to reflect and heal. When Saturn returns to our birth's Saturn sign, we feel mostly blue but also responsible and mature

All Sagittarius people like travelling

Scorpio Sun/Mercury/Mars is extremely patient and dominant personalities

Planets in 1st show areas of our lives where we have leadership abilities on

Water signs except Scorpio (who is fixed), tend to change and adapt their behaviour depending on the situations. A Pisces Sun/Moon for example can change personalities just in seconds and from pure quiet they go to loud sexy etc

Never tell a Taurus or Pisces Sun/Moon/Ascedant/Mercury/Mars to hurry up

The common core of the polarity of Virgo and Pisces is that they are both about service. Virgo services people in practical, realistic and physical ways while Pisces wants to serve by emotions, wisdom and spiritual healing

Aquatius more than any other sign, can be addicted to sports' teams

Mars in a fire sign or in a fire house, indicates a strong body

Jupiter in Cancer will be lazy and will love good food

Taurus Sun/Ascendant may have big necks and short hair

Capricorn Sun/Ascendant may have eye or bone problems

Pisces likes water more than the other water signs, and probably more than any sign

Leo Sun is very confident and feel like they run their environment

Capricorns can have big ears

Gemini Ascendant is always curious, has really opened eyes that look everywhere

Cancer Sun/Moon/Venus/Ascendant/Mars attracts bullies

Cancer is really good at controlling money

Cancer is more sentimental and Pisces is more mystical

Capricorn in 9th will love flights that are connected to their job

Scorpio Ascendant/Sun has deep eyes that are hard to be read

Aries is stubborn but after some minutes they change decisions and then becomes stubborn again etc

Leo people may like having really long hair

Scorpio, Gemini and Aquarius are the ones to experiment with their hair more than the other signs

Your Moon shows how you see your mother

Your Sun can show how you see your father

It is not very possible, but your 3rd house may indicate the sign of your sibling(s)

Date someone who naturally brings out your inner child, makes you laugh, never stops flirting with you, and loves you a little extra on the days you don't feel so loveable.

Verbal Components For Your Bardic Spells! (Levels 0-3)

Cantrips

Vicious Mockery: Examined flaws, I now take stock; viciously, I insult and mock.

Prestidigitation: A dash of magic. An arcane trick. A mundane casting, simple and quick.

Mending: These broken things to my will bend; By my power, these things I mend.

Mage Hand: I call forth a magic hand, to pick and pull, or something grand.

Dancing Lights: The darkness now I hope to blight, and summon forth these dancing lights.

Blade Ward: Whether found or blacksmith made, I ward myself from blunt and blade.

1st Level

Unseen Servant: Even those who are observant, cannot see my conjured servant.

Thunderwave: I summon forth a thunderous wave; Wash over my foes, send them to their graves.

Tasha’s Hideous Laughter: A giggling curse of cackling chatter, a plague upon you, of unruly laughter.

Speak with Animals: Using my magic, there’s knowledge I seek; to understand these creatures to which I speak.

Sleep: With my power, I summon sleep; weary eyes, a slumber deep.

Silent Image: I weave a spell of minor confusion and create the image for this silent illusion.

Longstrider: Come forth magic, in me reside, imbue my gait and increase my stride.

Identify: Magic come forth, infuse and declassify, thy secrets within, I now  cast Identify.

Heroism: I bolster the spirit and wipe away tears, become a hero and face thy fears.

Healing Word: Stop this pain, and wounds be cured, all by the power of Healing Word.

Faerie Fire: Oh wondrous sprites, I bid thee conspire, surround this place with thy faerie fire.

Dissonant Whispers: Hear this song, what you deserve; a painful tune, to wrack your nerves.

Disguise Self: To be myself would be unwise, with magic my form I now disguise.

Detect Magic: Primordial forces, be now unbound, reveal to me where magic is found.

Comprehend Languages: By these words, your speech I intend, to become more clear, so I comprehend.

Charm Person: By my deeds I mean no harm, with these words I hope to charm.

Bane: By this curse misfortune will reign, your futures end, this is your bane.

Animal Friendship: Beasts I say, to my will bend, hearken now and be my friend.

2nd Level

Zone of Truth: Under magical interrogation, the truth I will pry; there is no deception, unable to lie.

Suggestion: My desires you will not question, give in now to my suggestion.

Silence: With mystic words, quiet all violence, I conjure forth a sphere of silence.

Shatter: With thunderous smite, to sunder and tatter, an explosive force to destroy and shatter.

See Invisibility: Arcane magic, help me see through, make the invisible come into view.

Locate Object: Magic find that which I dictate, go forth now, so that I may locate.

Invisibility: Help me pass and go unseen, give this form an invisible sheen.

Hold Person: Held in place, can’t run or walk, frozen still, solid as rock.

Heat Metal: Come forth fire, this metal to greet, glow and bend with thy magic heat.

Enthrall: All of you who heed my call, come see me now, new minds to enthrall.

Enhance Ability: I call forth a power for me to instil, to bolster traits and improve thy skill.

Detect Thought: From my mind I do project, to read the thoughts, that I do detect.

Crown of Madness: In quiet sadness, your mind I drown, with iron madness, your head I crown.

Cloud of Dagger: In this place, a shroud that staggers, come forth now my cloud of daggers.

Calm Emotion: Lets not get mad and cause commotion, be at ease, calm your emotion.

Blindness/Deafness: Darkness falls, come forth the night! I curse thee senses with withering blight.

3rd Level

Tongues: Words misunderstood, I can’t contemplate, by this spell, these words translate.

Stinking Cloud: Conjure up a nauseating shroud, billow forth a stinking cloud.

Speak with Plants: From natures grip, there’s answers I seek. With this magic, these plants now speak.

Nondetection: Although a presence, some may suspect, with divination magic, they won’t detect.

Leomund’s Tiny Hut: A shield of force. A mighty dome. Some hours of peace. A tiny home.

Feign Death: With this hex, your life I take; but in truth, your death is fake.

Fear: From your mind, your phobias appear - turn and run, or face your fear.

Dispel Magic: Dispel all magic, here and now; I cleanse this spot, that is my vow.

Clairvoyance: To divine the area with no flamboyance, I create a sensor of clairvoyance.

Bestow Curse: By these words you’ll feel much worse, on your form I bestow this curse.

I hate nepotism. That should have happened to me.

it's not a true pet peeve but when certain phrases are divorced from their contexts it does give me a weird little butterfly in my stomach.

like, okay. "hell is other people" is an excellent line from Sartre's play "no exit". it's very short, you could probably read it in an afternoon or two. but the line isn't making a commentary about all people - it's actually specifically about the 3 characters in the play. they're all very bad people who are legitimately being punished in-actual-hell. they are forced into a room together for eternity & have been hand-picked to be as annoying as possible to each other as punishment for the sins they committed while alive.

and that concept is crazy! i don't write fanfiction but imagine what characters would be actual torture for each other! "hell is other people" isn't condemning humanity - it is saying we create hell from other people.

or like - shakespeare's "brevity is the soul of wit"! that is a joke line said by a joke character. polonius constantly talks too much and says fucking nothing of use. while hamlet is having like, the worst year of anyone's life - polonius gives really fucking vague and useless advice, including such popular sayings as: "to thine own self be true" and "neither a borrower or a lender be." when he says brevity is the soul of wit, it is meant ironically for the audience - this is a man who never shuts the fuck up. he himself is not brief, and therefore witless.

stuff like this just makes me wonder like - how many idioms or sayings come from completely different contexts and we just. fogrgot :(

I just want to cuddle and feel a boner on my butt and strong arms around my body