Every institution I email has a 'Rachel'
Rachel is the person I need to speak to
Rachel has been cc'd in to get eyes on this
Rachel can advise more accurately on this
Rachel heads our efforts on this
Rachel is OOO until Monday
It is Monday?
Rachel is OOO until Thursday
Rachel is OOO until August
Rachel is OOO until 2061, when astronomers anticipate she will return to our solar system
Rachel left the company months ago
Rachel? Why, she's been dead for years!
We have looped in Daniel to help, in Rachel's absence
Haha, you fool! Daniel is merely an aspect of Rachel!
Rachel is OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
She is OOO, she is OOOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOO!
Rachel is the friends we made along the way
Rachel is an energy field: she surrounds us, penetrates us, binds the galaxy together
Mathematicians believe there may be Rachel
Computer scientists think we might have Rachel soon
Historians doubt she ever existed.
Astarion: “No one ever cared about me >:\”
Karlach, standing 10ft away: “ME I CARE I CARE SO MUCH”
Safe <3
I was reading a book (about interjections, oddly enough) yesterday which included the phrase “In these days of political correctness…” talking about no longer making jokes that denigrated people for their culture or for the colour of their skin. And I thought, “That’s not actually anything to do with ‘political correctness’. That’s just treating other people with respect.”
Which made me oddly happy. I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase “politically correct” wherever we could with “treating other people with respect”, and it made me smile.
You should try it. It’s peculiarly enlightening.
I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking “Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!”
Happy Valentine’s Day.
wizard on wizard bullying
based on my own fight with whats his nuts
Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.
We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.
bitches will have the scared disorder and be like why am i so scared
Pictured: Gale rolling a nat 1 on his insight check