Obviously This Was Meant To Be Read As House Threatening To Spread A Pernicious Lie, But I Favor The

DUDE WHAT DID YOU THINK OF HOUSE!!

Every time I think of the finale I get so emotional. House said in an earlier season "if you die, I'm alone" and they really did an excellent job elaborating on that. House would rather throw away his job, be literally dead to everyone he knows, give up everything just for the sake of staying by Wilson's side even for a few months.

It's so bittersweet. They rode off into the sunset and everyone they left behind is moving forward. You can't help but wonder what will happen when House inevitably ends up alone, but that doesn't matter, because he's happy to live in the moment with Wilson.

I want a post canon story of their last vacation together. I want them sitting by a shitty stick fire while House makes his regular gay jokes saying "you can cuddle me to stay warm, but nothing too handsy" while Wilson laughs. I want Wilson to insist he can climb a mountain, get exhausted and need to stop halfway, and quietly admit he should have taken House's pain more seriously over the years as they share vicodin. I want them to get on the wrong flight and end up in Las Vegas and say oh well fuck it, let's count cards at the casino. But also I don't want that because I know that it would absolutely destroy me when House has to say goodbye to Wilson.

Anyway haha House MD is good

Exileverse AU Pinkie Pie is jester-coded

Can’t even argue with that

house md is essentially: house suggests something absolutely insane as a diagnosis or treatment, all the underlings thinks it won’t work but do what house says anyway because no one can really argue with house’s logic except cuddy but house does what he wants anyway, wilson is in the background looking all smitten at house, house sees the fond looks that wilson is giving him and decides to pull pranks on wilson, wilson is more cunning and pranks house back and somehow that’s a love language that equates to them banging and exchanging a marriage proposal all at once, house sudden gets an ah-ha moment while he’s eye-fucking wilson and he saves the day with a diagnosis of infective wind exposure, everyone has some poignant moment at the end of the episode, and house goes home with wilson

Hey I’m really sorry if this is weird and you can delete it if it is but I had a dream last night that you were like going through a divorce??? Like in real life??? (Idk if you’re even married in real life???) So all your cat drawings stopped being cute and fun and you started only posting like pics of sad little cats going “NO MORE LOVE!!” and “BROKEN-ASS MARRIAGE!!”

dreams to reality

Nothing like a girl and her 2000's show with 20+ EPs per season and a guy who solves things unethically and the staff is always like "omggg stopp ur gonna get us in trou-" and then he schemes his way of solving the case

Many of you belong here I’ve discovered

"oh you just like chelldos because you want an older woman to be cold and demeaning to you" uh excuse you i like chelldos because i want to be a horrible and incomprehensible inhuman facility and have an intense woman put her hands in my delicate wires while we both actively choose to be uncharacteristically tender instead of killing each other in huge explosive ways. also woman tank top awooga

some of these really feel like clickbait youtube thumbnails and i love them for that