No Shade To The Stuff That’s Currently Trending At This Very Moment Or The People Posting The Things.

#I hate it here

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

btw it is sexy and cool to uplift and admire people who have skills you wish you had without using their ability as a stick to beat yourself with. even and especially if you are jealous of them.

have an old tweet i made back when i used twitter

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

you literally can’t convince me that Portal 2 isn’t literature. there’s heavy use of allegory and symbolism. there’s a ghost haunting the walls. two of the most interesting characters are women who barely speak. there’s allusions to greek mythology. there’s an arrogant man talking you to death. there’s classical music (briefly). it ponders what it means to be human and proposes that mankind’s hubris will lead to its downfall. the moon is there

and also its kinda extremely gay but in a repressed angsty way

“I've been lying to you in increasing amounts ever since I told you you looked good unshaved, a year ago”

WRONG — you love his stubble. you love that he looks like a mutt with behavioural issues you adopted from the pound. you want to feel his stubble on your skin but youre too much of a coward to ask, aren’t you wilson?

I hate math

Hello??????

after a Game Over

I cant, holmes and watson are gay in every universe. These are the most "history hates lovers" characters. Yet people refuse to believe these bitches gay. (Spoilers) House fakes his death to spend wilsons last few months with him like i cant