Father's Story

I hate capitalism but I love buying objects

Remember when god of war 2018 came out and people were theorizing kratos came to midgard like "he must traveled diemensions or a used a portal" and then in ragnarok kratos just says "i just walked"

How do you guys feel about that explanation? Kinda anti climatic?

carnival lecroux slumber party 🎪

anyway kratos is bi and no one can tell me otherwise 

in light of recent events

People excitedly sharing their culture with you is the most beautiful thing…. thinking about when my childhood friend drew Mehendi on my hands…. when my bfs mum taught me how to make russian salad….. when a Māori student asked me to come watch her sing…. when an Aboriginal man drew stars on my face…. anyway the world is beautiful and so are the people in it

Bloodlet

[VIDEO TRANSCRIPT:

Gricko: Yeah, he's gonna get like hooked up and milked all day and all night, around the clock and he won't stop– (breaking character) stop gettin' milked–

Gideon: No! Nobody's milkin' Torbek!

Kremy: Alright let's– let's use a different word than milked like...

Torbek: Uh– don't be so hasty!

(laughter)

Kremy: Well–

Gricko: He's gonna be forced– he's gonna be chained up and milked–

Kremy: Stop saying 'milked'!

Gideon (pointing at Torbek): And why do you look like you like the thought, you sick fuck!

Kremy: Wait, if you're into it, maybe we make a trade!

Torbek: Torbek is just saying we should consider all of our options.

Gricko: We're not gonna leave Torbek!

Frost: Every time you hear the word 'milked', Torbek, I want you to hear the word 'bloodlet'.

Gricko: Bloodlet?

Frost: Like bloodlet! Like bloodletting.

Gricko: Bloodlet? What is that?

Kremy: Is that like a–

Frost: That's what they would be doing to Torbek.

Kremy: –A little guy made out of blood?

Gricko: They would let blood? A bloodlet? Like a lil' blood guy? Like 'oh, I'm a bloodlet'?

Gideon: Oh, that's what that is?

Gricko: Like a lil' guy made of blood drops.

Gideon: Like a lil' guy made out of blood drops?

Frost: No, no, no, no!

Gricko: Why'd they have a lil' guy–

(Frost screams)

(laughter)

END TRANSCRIPT.]

simon petrikov

shoutout to the people working for hours on content that only gets ten notes. i’m kissing you tenderly on the forehead as we speak

some more of Chilchuck's grandson, Emertim. Laios wasn't allowed to hold him before but I thought he'd be good with toddlers :)