I Wish At The Part In Death Note Where L And Light Have Their Tennis Match And The Teacher Wants Them

Where are they bruh

Cole: "i have the height advantage."

Jay: "your kneecaps don't."

He is blind. He swindled Apollo. She is a woman, he is a man, he has given birth to children. Aphrodite turned him into a mouse. He prophesized about Narcissus's fate. She was a priestess of Hera. He was this close to telling Oedipus he was sleeping with his mom. He is Hera and Zeus's marriage counselor. He saw Athena naked. He changes genders like they're clothes. Apollo killed him in one of the most bizarre hits in the mythos. He is the prophet with the answers you seek. Tiresias you will always be famous.

Who do you guys think Bruce Wayne gets shipped with the most by Gotham citizens? Like in-universe.

My lil pencil got to lil so I innovated

I will have him to the end of time

He is the one true god

such a supportive mother!

@hootylover2000 You and I shall share the luck.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

Ooc: This is arguably my most popular blog so I’m gonna try my hand at one of these because I struggle with self care.

At 5 notes I will brush my hair

At 10 notes I will brush my teeth

At 15 notes I will take a shower

At 20 notes I will do some laundry

At 25 notes I’ll touch grass

At 30 notes I’ll put the laundry away

At 35 notes I’ll do homework

At 40 notes I’ll charge my laptop

At 45 notes I’ll read something for fun

At 50 notes I’ll wash my face

At 55 notes I’ll clean my glasses

At 60 notes I’ll eat a snack

At 65 notes I’ll do any dishes I have

At 70 notes I’ll drink water

At 75 notes I’ll clean out my ears (like with a q-tip)

At 80 notes I’ll take a nap (if I’m at school then I’ll do it after school)

At 85 notes I’ll drink more water

At 90 notes I’ll clean my nails

At 95 notes I’ll read something for school

At 100 notes throw out trash in my room

At 150 notes I’ll cook something for myself

At 200 notes I’ll ask how to use the dishwasher

At 250 notes I’ll throw away any trash my dogs left behind

At 300 notes I’ll clean out my backpack

At 400 notes I’ll use floss

At 500 notes I’ll wash all the stuff in my drawers that smells from forever of not wearing it

At 600 notes I’ll put on sunscreen

At 700 notes I’ll maybe stop listening to Epic the Musical on loop

At 800 notes I’ll memorize all of Athena’s lines in Epic

At 900 notes I’ll post my Beetlejuice inspired nails

At 1,000 notes I’ll post the toe nails to go with the finger nails but y’all can’t make fun of my grippers

At 2,000 notes I’ll work up the courage to ask my mom for the next HOO book

More to be added!