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Y’all know that one prank trend on TikTok where you crack an egg in someone’s head? Athena definitely did that to Simon at least once.

Headcanon that one time Edgeworth and Blackquill got into a huge argument about whether or not the Steel Samurai prequels were good.

Junithena headcanon that one time they we’re having a date at Athena’s house and Juniper heard loud thumping from the attic. Juniper said “Babe I think you have a raccoon in your ceiling” and Athena said “Yes I do”. It was actually Simon.

Athena and Simon are roommates cuz I said so

I completely deny the fact that Klavier is just pretending to be German. I don’t care if it’s canon I refuse to believe that my babygirl would be that cringe

broke (and gross!!!): c*kesquill woke: simon and athena are siblings bespoke: simon is athena’s weird uncle who asks if she wants to watch him take down a beehive with just his sword (and the bees too)

High school Klavier, Simon, and Sebastian being besties is all I’ve been thinking about for the past 17 hours.

Klavier gets a cat so mikeko can have a friend and he names the cat Göffel

Apollo is like "aww cute what does it mean... No. No way tell me you're lying. You did not name your cat SPORK"

Phoenix Wright core

miles edgeworth wears his socks inside out so the seam at the toe doesn’t bother him as much (i say, wearing my socks inside out so the seam at the toe doesn’t bother me so much)

Kristoph and Miles hissing at each other like fancy rich territorial cats