US Federal Employees Will No Longer Be Observing:

I sigh, and put a hand on her shoulders.

"Okay, there's different type of explosions. Chemical, mechanical, nuclear, and electrical. Which are you, kiddo?"

She opens her hands. Bright neon green, blue sparks dancing across her fingers as a colorless oily liquid drips down from her knuckles, smoke rising as the drops fall like tears onto the ground.

"Oh."

As the God of Fire, the Supreme God has tasked you to supervise and educate a newly manifested Goddess. You find a sad, terrified, and confused child, fearful of her powers and the destruction it caused the mortal realm. You are to guide a being born from Man's work, The Goddess of Explosions.

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

"You just gotta trust the process", says man working with no plan, no clear idea of what the ultimate outcome should look like, and even less of a clue about whether this is the way to achieve it.

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[THAT IS QUITE A LOT OF YOU... YOUR NAMES ARE A NIGHTMARE TO KEEP TRACK OF.]

[I WOULD BE REMISS TO EXCLUDE THOSE OF YOU WITH ONLY MINOR MISTAKES. ENJOY YOUR PARTICIPATION TROPHIES.]

[CORRECT ANSWERS ARE LISTED AS FOLLOWS...]

[AS FOR "THE FIFTH CLUE..."]

[THERE WAS A CORRECT ANSWER. HOWEVER, SEEING SOME OF YOUR INTRICATE REASONINGS BEHIND YOUR INCORRECT CHOICES, I HAVE DECIDED TO LEAVE THAT CORRECT ANSWER OBSCURED. ALL OF YOUR ANSWERS WERE REGARDED AS "CORRECT." CONSIDER IT A GIFT.]

[ALLOW ME TO RUN A FEW NUMBERS... I WILL BE BACK SOON.]

no, you can't.

Why is it spelt camouflage and not

obviously one of the things has to have a negative sign. 5x + 8x don't make 3x. BUT... 8x - 5x is 3x. So we know which one has the negative sign in the factor.

then you fill in the boxes...

the equation would be x² + 8x - 5x - 40 when simplified (by combining like terms) , it gives the original equation. the terms on the top and side are (x + 8) and (x - 5) so the answer is (x + 5)(x - 5) after being factored :)

x² - 3x - 40

factor the polynomial

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"[No.]"

Be gay, do crimes, stay hydrated.

i feel like this is something necessary to provide to the public

idk i just really want everyone to know about the word vermiculation