It Should Be Illegal To Tell An Overthinker "we Need To Talk"

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[THAT IS QUITE A LOT OF YOU... YOUR NAMES ARE A NIGHTMARE TO KEEP TRACK OF.]

[I WOULD BE REMISS TO EXCLUDE THOSE OF YOU WITH ONLY MINOR MISTAKES. ENJOY YOUR PARTICIPATION TROPHIES.]

[CORRECT ANSWERS ARE LISTED AS FOLLOWS...]

[AS FOR "THE FIFTH CLUE..."]

[THERE WAS A CORRECT ANSWER. HOWEVER, SEEING SOME OF YOUR INTRICATE REASONINGS BEHIND YOUR INCORRECT CHOICES, I HAVE DECIDED TO LEAVE THAT CORRECT ANSWER OBSCURED. ALL OF YOUR ANSWERS WERE REGARDED AS "CORRECT." CONSIDER IT A GIFT.]

[ALLOW ME TO RUN A FEW NUMBERS... I WILL BE BACK SOON.]

rb to have cj show up at your front door with cheese /j

i was tasked with making CJ a cheese dealer

his name is Cheese Jacket

context:

Target has helped so many save money since they want to kiss the ass of Trump. Costco is better anyway.

Here’s a real boycott list

P.S: obviously everyone can’t boycott everything but one also doesn’t need that Tito’s Vodka or Wendy’s 😉

reblogging so i get more gems like this eventually

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

Remember: the more difficult you make it for them to realize a report is false, the more useless you make the portal.

this is the most hilarious thing i've seen all day

This is fucking awesome LMAOOOO

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me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

how much water, specifically?

Every time this post gets a note I'll drink some water