I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.
These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.
So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.
I'm going to lose it.
Have an existential crisis. Now have an existential crisis, but make it music. That's Will Wood.
yeah i did a thing. yeah u should give it a listen. yeah.
just woke up from a dream where i was watching/listening to songs i don't remember well on youtube (never heard them before so my dream either made them up or something) and then there were two ads for electric guitars i only remember the last one and it was advertised this guitar that had placements for the notes but now that i'm looking back that was a weird guitar? hold on illlll draw it somewhere. ad was just the older guy who was meant to be more experienced showing off the guitar to some younger guy with a bright cyan electric guitar that was normal except for being out of tune
If you take the bus, wave to the driver and thank them as you're getting off the bus.
Being a bus driver is an underappreciated and difficult job but still very vital to society. They still have to do customer service and deal with rude and even aggressive passengers, and on top of that have to deal with traffic and other drivers all day (and let's face it, there's a lot of bad drivers out there who aren't considerate about sharing the road). All while providing an invaluable service of getting us where we need to go. Showing them some appreciation can go a long ways for someone doing such an important job that usually gets little to no recognition or thanks.
🎻🎻 🎻🎻🎻~
🎻🎻 🎻🎻🎻~
drift aloft in some effortless place bound by delicate dread saving no face
air diSSOLves
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using a big pot to cook a fuckton of food is awesome until you need to wash the pot and then its the worst thing ever
every single person who reblogs this
every
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