Had A Dream That Involved Someone Suggesting Freezing Cubes Of Butter As Ice Cubes For Iced Coffee As

I have a very impressive ability. I have the power to think about doing a task, and then not do it. the best part is I'm not even having fun, I feel bad the entire time

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

"Also you could like Hell" sounds like some way to roast someone's tastes in something I'm sorry T . T

i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains

Do you think that something Mind sits in his room thinking “Maybe I’m the stubborn, pale akaryocyte… :[“ but then he goes “WAIT NO I CAN’T THINK LIKE THAT I’M THE LOGICAL ONE I’M NOT ALLOWED TO THINK LIKE THAT IT ISN’T CORRECT FOR ME TO THINK LIKE THAT-“ and then goes back to pretending to be completely emotionless?

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

A story that's not mine

i'm sure i have some mutual who will enjoy a sword post

Gripping a sword overview

"but physical media is worse quality and will break with time" I DON'T CARE! I WANT TO OWN THINGS I LIKE! I WANT SHELVES FULL OF DVDS, CDS, AND A LIBRARY!