First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
Do you think that something Mind sits in his room thinking “Maybe I’m the stubborn, pale akaryocyte… :[“ but then he goes “WAIT NO I CAN’T THINK LIKE THAT I’M THE LOGICAL ONE I’M NOT ALLOWED TO THINK LIKE THAT IT ISN’T CORRECT FOR ME TO THINK LIKE THAT-“ and then goes back to pretending to be completely emotionless?
dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.
no getting up. no looking at the flag.
everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.
me when im literally just a guy
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hope broozer is in the Nintendo Direct today
nobody has pet me for an entire hour. have I done something wrong or is the world simply cruel by design
consider werewolves but like with the new moon and it's a crow you turn into or something
@bluestarlett hey this is saturn right?
Mind collects little trinkets and cool rocks and shiny things and stuff of the sort.
Headcanon #1094
so my orchestra teacher has adhd and honestly it's funny
"And violas, you gotta play a little louder, there's 8 or so second violins and 6 first violins, and only 3 of you guys... S's trying to melt onto the floor over there... oh, wow, it's raining... anyways, so, we start at measure 54- Okay, no idea what it is, but every year and class, whoever sits in those three chairs talk a LOT. Every. Time. Okay, now measure 54-"
do you like how i walk?
do you like how i walk?
do you like how my face disintegrates into walk?