sterlingpeggy

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My heart goes out to the girls retaking their gcses and fumbling foundation maths. You truly are gods strongest soldiers and i wait for you on the other side of the tunnel.

-sincerely, a bitch who passed higher maths

Actually, i am better than you because i dont use ai to write my assignments.

Idk what you lot at talking about but i was NEVER a rebecca black hater, i used to watch the annoying orange cover of friday 'fry day' like it was scripture.

PUT SOME FUCKING RESPECT ON MY NAME

Hope all paparazzi die, that name is way too cool for what they really are; rude fucking weirdos with no life. We should call them jobless instead.

The lady gaga song is fire tho.

Masc sabrina masc sabrina masc sabrina masc sabri-

Im losing the plot gang

FREE ME

GOD IS REAL

Me when fem girl wears suit😍🔥😍😍🔥😍😍🔥🔥🔥😍😊😊😘😘😘🥰😘🥰😘🥰🤩🥳🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🤩🤩🥳🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴😻😽😻😽😽😻😽😻😽😻😽😻😻😻😻

Ok i dont care if im being a hater but i hate those videos of guys playing electric guitar over x pop song.

I just saw a video of a guy playing guitar over sabrina carpenters juno and the caption being "adding a guitar solo" or something like that.

THE SONG ALREADY HAS A GUITAR SOLO. AND HE WAS PLAYING OVER THE ALREADY THERE GUITAR SOLO. WHAT WAS THE POINT. TELL ME. WHAT WAS BEING ADDED. AND IT WASNT EVEN THAT GOOD!!!! HE WAS JUST PLAYING KINDA THE SAME THING AND IT DIDNT SOUND THAT DIFFERENT.

No because why do these guys, that all all have the same hair cut and whispy moustache btw, feel a need to sit there, bite their lip and add NOTHING to a song.

What did coco channel say. 'Before you leave, look in the mirror and take one thing off.'

(The nothing burger electric guitar is what should to be taken off, if you arent following along)

And yes this is might be sexist, because yes i do think its okay when a woman does it. BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY ADD SOMETHING!!! Whether it's Making the song sound more metal or punk etc or adding a bass guitar solo or whatever, ITS TEN TIMES MORE CREATIVE THAN WHATEVER BLONDE BOY #9,000,001 IS DOING, AND ILL TELL YOU THAT FOR FREE.

And these all pricks in the comments going "omg it sounds so good!" YEAH, IT DOES, BECAUSE THIS IS THE ORIGINAL SONG, AND THE ORIGINAL SONG IS GOOD. Except its WORSE because this cunt, who should really be staring in a wattpad movie, is sitting here doing 0 + 100 AND YOU CLAPPED. YOU CLAPPED AND YOU CHEERED!

And im not trying to say they are untalented, because theyre not. They are playing the original melody and chords and that does take talent! As a drummer, i couldnt (and quite frankly dont want to) replicate this. What im saying is, is that i find the fanfare and fireworks for uncreativity TRULY puzzling and infuriating.

People always say, "we need to take microphones away from men." I propose we ban the sale of electric guitars to white boys with a mullet because if THIS is what they are doing with them, i dont think its worth it.

If you are one of these guys reading this, please sleep so well tonight knowing my blood pressure spikes at the thought of you and i mean that so genuinely. My hatred of you and your craft is very irrational.

At the end of the day, this is my personal opinion and you shouldnt take to heart what a rando 16 year old is saying on tumblr. You get that bag bro, i dont believe in you.

(However if this prompts you to shave that moustache then i can smile as i go to bed knowing i made the world, just a bit, of a better place.)

What if cat eyes are yellow because theyre alchoholics🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

And THATS why they act so stupid all the time!!

AND THE DIFFERENT PERSONALLITYS THEY HAVE ARE THE TYPES OF DRUNKS THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!

Barnacles are fucking disgusting looking and i hope they know that. Those ugly bastards give me such bad heebie jeebies.

I dont have trypophobia, its not the fact that its a foul, pale little cone that gets me. Its the fact that theres a goddamn CREATURE in that fucking cone that opens its unbrushed beak and sticks its dick out to spead its hideous disease on the back of a gorgeous lobster.

I pray they all die and i never have to think about them again.

Thank GOD i dont live near the coast because i would have definitely discovered nuke codes and bombed the beaches like it was the battle of dunkirk

If youre a barnicle and youre reading this, just know that everyday i pray for your extinction and only wish the worst for you, you grotesque fucking parasite.🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

When i read historical fics, i try really hard not to be a stickler for accuracies, because not everyone can know everything. And no one is obligated to do extensive research for their wild west cowboy hetalia fanfiction. At the end of the day, its all just self indulgence.

However comma

People have common sense, and i am BEGGING you to use it.

Im telling you, and believe me when i say, they did not have modern medication in the dark ages.

In fact, the dark ages are literally famous for having crude, inhumane and misinformed methods of medical treatment.

Its one of the most widely known historical facts next to King Henrys eight wives and Napoleons height.

Was thinking about the daffodil field scene in bridgerton with eloise and pen and i wont lie if i was eloise i would have been like "what are we" coz that shit was crazy romantical.

Like as a blind viewer that hasnt (and will not) read the books, to me, sitting in a field of flowers, under the moonlight, having a deep conversation, i would think im getting proposed to

And bridgerton isnt stranger to tropey romance cliches so you could colour me surprised (disappointed) when those girls didnt kiss

Anyway, peneloise shipper 4lyfe 🤞🤞🤞🤞

This has been in my notes app for months and i have no clue what prompted it

I was onto something tho,,,

"Its not corny, its camp. Its not corny, its camp. Its not corny, its camp." I chant as i read the corniest fanfic known to literature 

What do you mean p!nk isnt a lesbian

Can we bring back asking celebrities the stupidest questions in interviews, that shit is so fucking funny

No coz why was that guy asking britany spears if shes ever licked a battery, her reaction had me giggling.

*dead serious* Have you ever licked a battery?

Licked a battery?????🤨🤨🤨 no...

Please all these cookie cutter interviews are no fun

What a day. Roasted marshmellows over a barely scented candle and watched hannah montana.

Its the beeessst of both wooorlds!!!!

There comes a point in every young childs life where they go "mum, whats your name?" And then proceed to be agast as she says something like 'Julie' or 'Madeline' and discover their mums name isnt actually 'mum'

They will never use this infomation unless theyre upset and need to pack a punch, so instead of the corny teenager, "SHUT UP MUM" they can deliver that blood thinning "FUCK OFF MADELINE" with some gumption for once in their lives.

Im by no means a swiftie but listening to blank space with the lens that its Taylors experience with fame is genuinely mind blowing.

Sorry if this is very common infomation, i havent listened to Taylor Swift since the 'look what you made me do' music video came out and havent listened to her since. I havent kept up with the lore past or really before that point if im being honest. I liked her big songs like 'shake it off', 'you belong with me', 'love story', 'bad blood' etc.

I was a casual enjoyer of Taylor Swift up until 'look what you made me do' came out and i fell off her.

Went on a little bit of a tangent but oh well, im the boss here. So yeah, i have a new found appreciation for blank space, just wanted to share with the room that only has a chair with three legs in it.

I love my dog so much. She gives me the worst case of cuteness aggression im actually scared i might hurt her one day because i love her so much.

She has no idea i would kill battalions of men and women for her. I come home from college and she runs up to me, so happy to see me, and im so happy to see her.

Sometimes i feel like shes too cool to be friends with me. I love that girl so much. My baby. My little buba. My puppy doggy. Shes my little baaaaby.

For some reason im such a slut for british accents even though i am british myself.

Maybe its because i have a financially challenged accent, not what would be considered a posh one and thats why they are so apealing to a broke bitch such as myself.

Extra context, im not a northerner, i am from the south of england (or what is considered south) so my accent can be mistaken for a "proper" british accent by the untrained ear but putting me next to someone from cambridge, there would be a noticable difference.

Anyway, if you are from sussex, hit my line😘😘😘😘

Whenever im reading a stranger things fic with nancy im always very disapointed when she doesnt just pull a gun on someone chatting shit, even though i know it would be wildly out of character for her

Like come on girl, pop that pussy and pop them between the eyes

Cant believe people are pushing this "bottom nancy wheeler" agenda when evidence proves the contrary

You lot aint seen the clip of nat where she says that nancy thinks steve and johnathan are the caretakers? I have.

Nancy 'strapped, buckshot to the balls' Wheeler, wears the pants. this is so important to me.

She is SO boyfriend and you WONT convince me otherwise

Anyway stan ronance

Ive hated the act of cave diving for years and the recent trend of people making fun of it on tiktok has given me the validation to rant about it.

Cave diving is such a suicidal activity. How do you hear about a place called "Thats The Size Of A Shoelace" or "Bing Bang Soup' and think 'holy shit i NEED to get my ass in there!'

Why???? For clout? For bragging rights?? Did you lose a bet???

These type of caves have signs on them like 'hey moron, if you go in that hole over there, you'll get stuck and die of dehydration. No, you cant sue.'

Not to sound like john krammer but i swear to god people who do this shit have such a lack of a appreciation for their life. How are you born with NEGATIVE self preservation instinct.

And of course people that have died while cave diving is very unfortunate but i cant help but think of a certain song about train safety from 2012.

There are other dangerous, potentially life threatening activities you can do such as sky diving. However its really unlikely for something to go wrong and that kind of thing gives you the adrenaline rush people seek in cocaine.

Cave diving is slowly crawing through a tunnel as big as a possums tail and slowly paniking when you realise youve lost feeling in your arms and cant move to get out. The only thing youre getting in there is light headed and a loss of circulation.

Some people truly understand the meaning of free will and use it to spite god.

Fluttershy is >__<

Rarity is ;}

Applejack is :]

Pinkie pie is :3

Twilight is @_#

Rainbow dash is >:}

If you understand, you understand, and i love you for that

I have astigmatism in both eyes, are stars meant to look like that or is it me?

Who the fuck is lancelot????????????????

I know almost nothing about sonic lore, like i didnt read those comics or play a lot of the games or watch the tv shows. Ive seen sonic boom but im pretty sure that show is a pisstake anyway so idk and ive seen the first and second sonic movies.

Anyway my point is, is that i want to read amy x blaze fanfiction coz i like how the ship looks but i think the fics will have lore references that im not gonna get and im gonna be sitting there like "huh. What." And thats kinda killing my interest.

I dont even know that much about the characters. I liked blaze so much when i was a kid, like she was my favorite and i have no clue why. Like all i knew about her then is that shes a cat that has fire powers and shes kinda quiet and thats all i know about her now. i dont know what drew me to her.

Anyway this was just a rant with me speaking to an empty room bye

Watcing medic tf2 thirst edits while i have the most runny, hot, toe curling, feel like throwing up, head in my hands, holding back tears, spray shit of my life. call the fire brigade