Al Haitham: *in The Middle Of A Three Hour Meeting, Just Now Realizing He's Forgotten His Headphones

Al Haitham: *in the middle of a three hour meeting, just now realizing he's forgotten his headphones and he's got to listen to ALL THE GOODAMN PROPOSALS*

*A COUPLE HOURS LATER*

Kaveh *walks in Alhaitham's office*: Sorry, I'm just here to check my founding request, it should be done today, I think? Also I brought your headphones, I think you forg-

Al Haitham *overstimulated as shit , almost to the point of tears, snatching the headphones like a crazed man*: I could... marry you... right now.

Kaveh *looking at his request*: Or you could just... I don't know! Approve my GODDAMN FUNDING FOR ONCE!