I Need Some Money🥺please Hire Me If You Like♥️

The Warrior of Light from Final Fantasy 14 is so funny. Like there's nothing inherently hilarious, it's pretty standard Fantasy Hero fare, but it's just the epitome of it, because it never ends.

Imagine being a normal person in this world and you see this catgirl living down the street going about her business. One day she's out getting groceries, another she's practicing archery, another she goes on a date with her wife. Then the next day she slays a dragon god summoned from beyond time or some shit. And the next day she's going fishing. And you're not even impressed anymore. Because this person has been single-handedly protecting the world for years. But there's nothing else special about her. She's normal. She's getting the same groceries you are. She raises racing birds in her spare time. She destroyed a giant robot by herself yesterday. She's wearing a new scarf.

🌕 An RP experience.

So, a rant about an RP experience from me, the mun…hmmm…I dunno, most of my experiences have been alright.  I’ve had a few that haven’t been great…but in truth, I’m more frustrated/angry/guilty of being the one to be ranting about.  I know I’ve made a mess of a few RP situations and burned a lot of bridges.  The biggest issue with me is when depression sinks in and I have this feeling that…no one wants to play with me anyway…so what’s the point?  That’s when I’m the worst…and all I can offer is that, if you happen to find yourself the target of my ire…just please be patient with me.  I’ll come around in a day or two…I promise…

100ish Follower Giveaway.

Well now.

And here I thought no one wanted to read this Blog of Despair.

I believe it’s de rigeur to have a celebratory giveaway. I was originally going to do this at 100, but life has a funny way of throwing strange curve balls at you (or, in this case, impending babies). However, now it’s time for a giveaway that also gives me an opportunity to do some giving to good causes. So…

Welcome to this 100ish Follower Giveaway.

First Prize gets a 60 day digital time card code and can choose one charity to which I will donate $250 USD in your name. Good choices include Harvey and Irma relief organizations (preferably a local organization that can do a lot of focused good and needs the help), animal shelters, or Planned Parenthood. The only restrictions are that the choices can’t be mean-spirited or contrary to improving the lives and well-being of others; the charity must take donations online; and it must be a registered 501c3 in the United States.

Second Prize gets any Mog Station item of their choice under $10 and a $100 USD donation in their name to a charity. The same rules as above apply.

Third Prize gets any Mog Station item of their choice under $10.

I may increase the number of prizes if I get a big response. We’ll see!

How to Enter

~ Start (or keep) following this blog. ~ Reblog this post. Multiple reblogs don’t get you more entries, but are of course appreciated! The list of entrants will be selected from rebloggers of this post who are also followers. ~ Do not be a giveaway blog, porn bot, or anything that’s not, you know, an actual person. ~ Follow and reblog before September 30, 2017.

I’ll use random.org to pick winners shortly after September 30, 2017, then I’ll message you to work out the details of your prize.

Good luck!

I will do my best...I can promise that?

Reblog this if you promise to your RP Partners that they can safely tell you they want to drop a thread without you being rude or manipulative about it

Reblog if you RP NSFW

I’m curious, and remember that doesn’t just mean smut. It also means gore, violence, abuse and stuff around those lines

They did the awesome portrait of Ana that I use here, so consider supporting this really talented artist!! 💙

Hey everyone! My computer desperately needs a storage upgrade and I need about $400 to do what I want with it - otherwise there’s a lot I’ll have to miss out on. So! I’m selling Pride Doodles of any OC you’d like wearing a flag and their birthday suit (or some underwear)!  These are $20 a piece. Payments will be paid via Paypal Invoices. - No genitals will be shown. (Butts and breasts may vary.) - Please send me references, as well as what flag(s) you’d like to have them representing! - Poses will be random unless you have one in mind for me to use! - You can message me here on Tumblr or via my Discord @ Peep#4197! More examples of these can be found in this tag. If you can’t quite do $20 but still wanna toss a couple bucks my way, my Ko-Fi is right here.

Thank you for reading! ♥ Reblogs are super appreciated!

Aha. My FFXIV sub ran out and my tire is still flat. ;-;

Colored busts are open!

$40 and I'll draw any character <3

Please just reblog~ I am very very small here and don't have many followers. 💖

Ko-fi.com/smolestberry

This is an amazing and awesome take on this character

Why Lolorito despite being a Ruthless Ammoral Capitalist is actually still a better person than a modern day CEO.

He actually pays those under his employ fairly well from what I can gather considering the kind of loyalty they seem to have for Lolorito. Money is a powerful motivator.

The thing Lolorito cares about above his own wealth, is Ul’dah.

He still has standards as to what he will and will not do for profit.

What does a Modern CEO care about more than profit? Their own Wallet, to the detriment of everyone around them so long as they have fat stacks of cash.

A hug, offered to a River Knight whose heart aches. Featuring @stormscream.

“You’ll always have a place here.”