pov you insulted magic users in fron of arthur and leon, both of whom are married to magic users
Ive seen arguments about this line like “oh but we don’t know if her husband actually cheated or not soooo yeah”
and that’s true we have no idea because it’s not confirmed, however, I genuinely believe he did cheat. And I think this because the gay couple is super paralleled with Stolas and blizt
I don’t think the couple exist as fleshed out characters, I think they exist as a writing device to mirror stolas’ situation, otherwise what’s the point of them? (Especially because the family is animated exactly like blizts fantasy too)
another thing is blizt doesnt even ask her “how do you know if your husband cheated or not?” He immediately just defends cheating and doesn’t try to figure out the situation, because this scene isn’t fleshed out characters talking to each other and learning about each other, it’s just a weird character insight on blizt
just mentioning this because if this is correct then this lady has every right to be mad at her husband and the show sucks for just portraying her as a b**ch (im open to believe that im wrong though, I just think it’s weird to write a parallel situation but for the situations to end up being completely different to each other)
andres dumb plan hinges too much on the idea of "stolas will come save blitz because he loves him and then hold himself accountable so i can take his legions! obviously!" when theres like. no implication that anyone really knows what blitz and stolas's relationship is, or that they even care about each other, especially not when stella said, "he finally realized that filthy little beast was only using him to gain access to his grimoire", like, what about that implies that stolas would give a shit if anything happened to someone who was "using him"? thats right - it doesnt! if andres plan had been properly executed in the stupid ass way he set it up in the episode, then blitz wouldve been executed, and fuck all wouldve happen to stolas after. if anything, hed be treated like a hero who was used unfairly by some low life, who was then slaughtered on tv to remind the lower citizens of hell not to fuck with the upper crust. imagine if that had happened, forcing stolas to go back to his home by himself; no stella since they divorced, no via since shes turning 18 soon, and no blitzy, ever again. maybe they shouldve just done that tbh, that way he could take over the show completely, since thats obviously what viv wants so damn bad. (also, stolas possible redemption arc when he realizes his actions actually DO have consequences!) or, i dunno, if she had the maturity to let other people look at her 3 year old script without surrounding herself with yesman, she mightve realized that she couldve kept EVERYTHING she wanted and still had the same ending, at the price of having stolas do the bare minimum and say, "he didnt force himself onto me, i.. forced myself onto him." the ending with all the imps hating stolas would make sense (because they know hes a rapist), blitz being able to even acknowledge any care he has for stolas might make more sense if he'd even SAY what he did wrong to blitz in front of EVERYONE important in hell, being a way to make up for his manipulative behavior and him hiding his face at ozzies, especially if stolas said, "i'm so sorry, blitz. for getting you into this mess, for everything ive done to you.." after blitz says thank you when they return home. (thats just the way i'd write it, because i cannot fucking stand that blitz says, "thank you, stolas, for saving my life," when blitz, at minimum, has saved stolas's life 3 TIMES AND HAS NEVER GOTTEN A THANK YOU ONCE BEFORE THIS POINT and was even INSULTED over saving him the best he could, because blitz needed to be there for his DAUGHTER first like a good dad, which is obviously something stolas has never comprehended since his sacrifice and willingness to die for his former forced sex slave in mastermind proves that, but stolas saves blitz twice, the second time being when hes holding himself accountable for his own actions that nearly got his "lover" killed to begin with? oh, heres a gold star, a thank you from the guy you forced to have sex with you to keep food on the table for his family, and a free imp to wash you just like when you were 12 i mean a totally not trauma bonded bf!)
Honestly, anon, interesting points all around! I didn't even think about all you said before you mentioned it.
Now, having blitz died is a very interesting idea
I mean, it would be very cool to see how each character reacts to his death, like having loona experience her sadness by turning it into anger and having millie and moxxie grieving with each other the best they can.
It would also be very interesting to see stolas hitting the deep end as he realized how his life is falling apart
I could see stolas trying to reach out to everyone blitz knew, and nobody wanted to do anything with stolas
From then on, the series would follow stolas as he deals with everything
Just a daily reminder!
Remember, we are supposed to fear alastor more than the deadly 7 sins.
And how alastor a normal sinner is worse than the sins as well.
EDIT: This post is a joke. I'm really sorry if that wasn't made out to be clear 😅
Golden Age King Arthur accidentally gets sent back in time to the beginning of his reign. While making his way to Camelot hoping to find Merlin and figure out how to get back to his own time he runs into Agravaine making his own way to Camelot for the first time. Knowing he was a traitor working for Morgana in his own timeline, Arthur kills him and decides to take his place. No one had seen Agravaine since Ygraine's death, there were no portraits of him in the castle, and Arthur's premature greying hair has to be good for something other than Merlin calling him a silver fox. He can pass as his own uncle and be the caring advisor that young him deserved damn it!
I found this video about Hazbin Hotel's problems, mainly Charlie as a character. Very good critical video.
I don’t think people understand how much i LOVE Merleon
(Below this cut is a whole bunch of stupid ranting that doesn’t make sense written instead of me sleeping…)
LIKE THEYRE SOJSBWEJHWWKBWS
THEYRE SO UNDERATED IT HURTS ME BECAUSE WHY DO I HAVE TO SCAVENGE LIKE A RAT LOOKING FOR FOOD TO FIND CONTENT FOR THEM.
LIKE TWO IMMORTALS WHO LOST EVERYONE AND LITERALLY ONLY HAVE EACHOTHER???
(Yes i know Leon being immortal isn’t necessarily canon but there’s so much reasonings for it IN THE SHOW and such a popular headcanon that’s it’s basically canon at this point)
ALSO THERE TWO OF ARTHURS MOST TRUSTED FRIENDS AND I LOVE WHEN ARTHUR GETS ANNOYED THAT MERLIN IS DATING ONE OF HIS OTHER FRIENDS IN FICS
(KINGS HEAD KNIGHT X KINGS SERVANT/ADVISOR FRIEND IS SUCH A CUTE TROPE)
(OR JUST KNIGHT X SERVANT IN GENERAL)
ITS ALSO ANGSTY IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT
MERLIN WAS THE ONE WHO FREED THE DRAGON AND LEON HAD TO GO OUT AND FIGHT THE DRAGON AND WOULD HAVE INJURIES AND TRAUMA FROM IT
LIKE IMAGINE LEONS REACTION TO FINDING OUT MERLINS THE ONE WHO FREED IT (even better if it’s after they start dating)
(Which may or may not be a future plot line in my Merleon fic…)
THEY MAKE ME SICK.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MOTIVATION IT TAKES ME TO NOT ONLY DRAW A SHIP BUT ALSO WRITE ABOUT IT???
A LOT.
AND I DID BOTH.
(Also please go check out my Merleon fic I’m current writing…)
THE UPDATES ARE REALLY SLOW BUT IM CURRENTLY WRITING CHAPTER TWO
I ALSO HAVE SOME MERLEON FANART IVE POSTED ON HERE
One admires Perfection the Other Embraces Imperfection
Merleon after being immortal for a couple centuries
HOW OLD IS FUCKING GIAUS?!!!
We know he's older than 50. In 3X9 Alice gave him a book for his 50th birthday and that was before she left before the purge.
The purge happened 20 years ago when Arthur was born. That makes him 70ish.
At this point it has been 4 years-ish because of the year uther had the knights looking for Morgana, after Merlin poisoned Morgana and morgouse took her.
So now he is 74-ish.
Then the 3 year gap between season 4 and 5. Now he is like 77-ish.
THIS MOTHER FUCKER IS ALMOST 80 YEARS OLD! HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE!