I Definitely *don’t* Pirate Games… But If I Did I Would Be Very Appreciative Of The People Who Take

she is the most beautiful woman in the world to me

rise and shine pepperheads! im here with a review of dr pepper zero: strawberries and cream!

i usually like to have my sodas over crushed ice in a glass, as shown here. first, though, i started with a sip from the delightful half pink can! it’s everything i’ve come to expect from dr pepper, with that classic cream soda taste and a pleasant hint of strawberries on the end.

sometimes i wonder if it’s better to never have loved at all. when love ends (and trust me, it will end, as do all things), i find myself having lost thrice the joy i ever gained. nothing can ever replace the hole that grief puts in your heart, and the longer you live and the deeper you love, the more holes are left. eventually, your soul will be swiss cheese, and there’s absolutely nothing anyone can do about it.

overall, i’d rate this beverage 7/10! it’s a solid variation on dr pepper, but i’m not sure it could ever replace the original. plus, the strawberry taste isn’t quite as pronounced as i would like. if you like this soda but find yourself looking for a stronger strawberry taste, i’d recommend the pepsi zero strawberries and cream soda, since the strawberry flavor is a bit more present. despite all that, this is still a solid soda that i might find myself purchasing again sometime!

stay fizzy, pepperheads!

guinness zero my beloved… sláinte

how’s he gonna be pope now…

Cardinal singing outside my window just fucked up his call and had to start over. Lmao

epic

i wish trans women were real

the queen of Oz is a trans lesbian and she’s dating Dorothy

sorry dude i got distracted by the beautiful river of chest hair you have flowing between your tits, can you repeat that?

jordan peterson stuck his head in the internet the way sylvia plath stuck her head in that oven to roughly equivalent results

i got mariehamn, åland islands

its a delightful little archipelago that i had never heard of and its actually kinda cool

spin the wheel for a random location!!

I found these doc martens at a thrift store, basically unworn

I polished them and put purple laces in them

who else up barkin