Deadpool's Jokes About Being "Marvel Jesus" Are Especially Funny When You Remember That No One Thought

Deadpool's jokes about being "Marvel Jesus" are especially funny when you remember that no one thought Deadpool would be successful.

It was released at the worst possible fucking time for movies, in February, hence the joke about it being a "Valentine's Day movie" and was made with a really low budget for a superhero movie.

Hence all the jokes about being out of bullets, and not having enough money for cameos.

It was something of a sleeper hit...and now look at it.

Coming back, and saving the MCU at the MCU's lowest point...a true underdog story.

And also, you know.

Jesus Died. He came back three days later.

Connect the dots here.

Deadpool is actually Marvel Jesus.

It's a good joke in the film, and it's already looking like it's actually fucking true.

He's going to save the entire MCU, goddamnit.

The box office is going to be straight up nasty by the end of its run, and Disney sure will be glad they decided to let this r rated comedy join the ranks of the pristine and proper MCU.

See what happens when you take chances, Disney?

You little creatively bankrupt entertainment cucks?

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Need to come back to this and try my hand on drawing some panels out of those interaction.

Reaction to Penelope who sides with Titans.

I like to write a fic one day, but these are some reaction that doesn't follow an order. For example Mel is some it is more compassionate other would kill penelope if she got possibiliy.

First meeting between Penelope and Mel is dream reality, where Penelope is using fates loom to unwearing destinity. She went with name of nobody.

Mel: Nodoby, did you do something to Circe?

Nobody: Who, me? I just reveal her true colours.

Mel: You turned her in donkey.

Nodoby: Ah.

Penelope/ Deception weaver. After some fighting after Mel has figured out Nobody’s identity.

Penelope: Revenge? In part you are right young lady ,but it isn’t only reason.

We, mortals are able to hurt ourselves but also to fight back our abusers.

But this isn't possible with Gods.

Helene,Clytemnestra , Picus, Medusa, Scylla, Pandora, all Troy ... my husband... we cannot defend ourselves from scheme and petty reasons of immortals.

And there are people like me who can only watch our beloveds getting destroyed.

Being a mere watcher, as peril close in on those he hold dear. The despair and terror of being helpless. Compared to slaying the gods is more agonising.

Penelope: I knew your brother, such kind man, I had the honour to be her friend and making first offer to him as God.

Melinoe: I thought you hate all gods.

Penelope: He was different; caring but determined as life itself … he was god of mortals, he would have a great leader…

Melinoe: Leader? What are you talking?

Penelope: Chronos hasn’t freed himself, and satyrs aren’t so smart. Do you wonder how hecate all hades house wasn’t prepared by Chronos’ evasion despite this kingdom is prison for titans.

There is traitor, a special one who take benefit of fall of house.

Keep your friends and family closer and traitors would show up.

Penelope: When I see you it hurts, because I don’t see the god would care of mortal but prideful Olympic.

Your brother would be ashamed of you.

Medea: So the new witch who turns Circe in fearful donkey is queen Penelope. I like her style and how she defends what is her.

Aren't you talking of Odysseus? They have split up! He told himself; he cheated on her and they are amicable.

Medea: No witch with self-respect would spare a cheater. She is not like begging for him back and shaming the evil temptress.

She revenged her husband.

Melinoe: But...

Medea, sadly: They both fought with blood and sweat for their marriage, no like me who was the only trying to save a falling ship.

Nemesis: I don't get why you are so angry for Circe. Queen Penelope has just make retribution.

Melinoe: First she deceived her by faking friendship for learning her magic arts who Hecate bans to share to outside.

Nemesis: That’s Circe's problem.

Melinoe, more annoyed: Then Penelope turned Circe in a donkey and making her been chased by dogs.

Nemesis: It is something witches usually do. The queen of Ithaca is a witch now, why is she not allowed?

Melinoe: First she stole our arts, second she used against a fellow witch.

Nemesis: I don't believe witches has never been fighting each other. You are angry because she gives a perfect retribution.

Mel: Why did you think that fake witch has given just retribution.

Nemesis: Circe has abused of her power for years turning rivals in monsters, people who reject her in animals, and unlucky sailors in cattle. They have to feel helpless, trapped in cage that was their new bodies.

The weaver by making Circe a prey that was chased by predators was only way she could understand her actions.

Mel: Despite Circe came back in her truth form she is still so scared and anxious ...

Nemesis: Like people she hurt. That is retribution.

Mel: I have some question on Penelope, why nobody mentions it a capable warrior. I hate to admit but she is giving me problems when we face in dream reality.

Odysseus: She is a Spartan princess, here women learn to use weapons. Her favourite weapon is dagger.

Mel looks Odysseus ‘ dagger in his hard but decided to leave for moment.

Melinoe: So why didn't she kill her suitors, it would be easy than her weaving trick.

Od: Despite her capacity she didn't have an army, I brought it with me to Troy, second she wasn't allowed

to act that way I was. So she had to keep everyone calm or it would end in bloodbath for everybody.

Melinoe: But she was queen!

Odysseus: Mortal world isn't nice with women, goddess.

Scylla: Oh my you are here. We are preparing for our next song:

Deception weaver! For beautiful, amazing and talented commander of Chronos.

Scylla brushing: Penelope who has given taste of her medicine to Circe. And she loves our songs.

After defending Scylla or losing to her: I don't know if sharing to Od, him and Penelope has same taste in music, or the fact Scylla has crush on her.

After some fighting with Prometheus and Penelope.

Od: So, can I ask you a favour, goddess.

Mel: Yes tell me.

Od: Based on my report and gossips

Mel, confused: Gossips?

Od: the most trusted commanders, Prometheus and Deception weaver look very close. Is there something romantic going on?

Mel: OD?! Are you asking for strategy or...

OD giving a nervous laugh: No! No! Me jealous?! I mean we aren’t together anymore.

Mel: I have said nothing.

Od more nervous not listening: Or course she has moved on and she can have someone better, but competing with hero of humanity...

Mel decided to leave: I think they just really respect each other, I would ask them next time, if they aren't too busy to kill me.

Mel: are you and titan close.

Penelope: I don't think I have to answer this question.

Penelope under her breath: That idiot!

Mel: Penelope has bow, that resembled the one described by poem.

Od: Yes it is.

Mel: Well, I always think you haven't just lost your bow like you told me when I was child, so how it happened.

Od: The day when she asked me to join the Titans... the day I lost her she left one of her dagger, she asked to give it back, face to face if i change my mind, so I gave my bow with the same meaning.

MeL: But no ones of you can give up your stand.

Od: Yeah, I lost the count of years of that day.

"Being a mere watcher, as peril close in on those he hold dear. The despair and terror of being helpless. Compared to slaying the gods is more agonising."

this sentence is from mango one within the vilainess read it!


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