I'm Glad That People Are Still Having Fun On Tumblr Even After We Found Out About The Frightening Ghoul

why are you as a skinny woman wearing a cowkini

lovely character. i want to watch him drown in his shame

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that

transfem: starbucks mermaid, purple m&m, morton girl, wendys, laughing cow cheese cow

transmasc: tapatio man, nesquik bunny, keebler elf, mr peanut, lucky the leprechaun

nonbinary: honey nut cheerios bee, the noid, bubble yum duck, lactaid cow, snap crackle and pop

please god let the met gala be ground zero for an event of domestic terrorism this year

baffling post by me made at age 14

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

i’m a nonpracticing homestuck. i don’t really believe anymore and its just what i grew up with but i still observe the high holy days