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White Hair and Trauma Brawl Round 1; Poll 13

remember, voting is based on trauma, swag, and favoritism!!

trauma and propaganda under the cut!

Trauma! 

Toi: As a young child (think about 6 years old), Toi's twin brother Ryui was selected by the Shiramitsu family to be the host for their family angel. However, being identical twins at the time, Toi and Ryui often switched places and in this instance, their family did not believe Toi when he told them he was not Ryui and thus, went through the process of becoming the host for this angel. The process involved being locked in an underground cell for a week with no food or water until the angel deemed the vessel worthy enough for them. Toi lasted about half a week before succumbing and being possessed, and now knows that the angel is dead and has been replaced by a being Toi calls "Aa-chama". 

Bakura: Grew up in a tiny impoverished village of 'bandits' who had little choice other than theft to continue surviving. When he was still a child (no older than ten imo though its not directly stated, this is my judgement based on his appearance in the scene) everyone he knew was ritually murdered and their blood, bone, and flesh were all mixed into gold to create seven magical items with which the royalty and high priests of Egypt could continue to rule by summoning monsters via dark magic. 

Propaganda!

Toi:  Toi is actually pretty chill most of the time, he is obsessed with another member of HAMA House, Chihiro, and frequently enables people into tormenting his twin brother (encouraged Nagi to tickle Ryui when everyone got drunk at the end of the main story). Has proved his wroth to Aa-chama in his feature event as well, using Aa-chama's powers to literally avoid getting frostbite and dying by just committing mass apoptosis of his cells. 

Bakura: “my man shows up at the pharaohs palace wearing all the pharaohs dead dads jewelery and carting the pharaohs dead dads sarcophagus around and says 'fuck you, that magic necklace is made of my dead family i can desecrate your dead family all i want' and when everyone tries to deny it he does his very best to kill everyone who has ever touched the various magical items made of his dead family. his soul is a giant white snake with wings which steadily becomes a big buff demon guy the more powered by rage he gets. hes on his vengeance grind. i think he would like fresh fruit and painting if they were things he could try but unfortunately circumstances and evil gods interrupt these options quite badly”

“I feel like being the soul survivor of a genocide gives you the win here”

these two really have the worst communication skills known to man which is crazy because they share a body and mind

starting a collection of whatever this is

new archiological evidence suggests homo neanderthalensis could form healthy polycules up to 15 members

I’ve been a bad girl daddy

Okay go kill yourself honey

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

we're almost out of the number 1 btw

hi mei fapper ive missed ur real and raw blogging !! im back from.the deead I drew the funny italian greyhound in your pinned. thanks for being the constant in my tumultuous life

OMG LEGEND u were never forgotten on this blog fr welcome backlkk

Another TMA fan defeated