He's Got That Autistic T-boy Swagger

[neolithic hottie who's been easing back into the modern dating scene]: so when he said he was a pot caster i thought he was a good artisan with a reliable income. But turns out he just talks to himself all day mostly. People don't even come to listen and he doesn't know shit about ceramics. Sometimes one of his friends is there though.

[One eyed priest-king who's been frozen in the ice for 10 000 years next to a mammoth but is starting to thaw]: girl no wayyyyy. What is slip casting a pot btw. The use of that technique (not to be confused with slipware) purportedly only dates back to the Tang Era (618–917).

The real tea is you people have no idea what you're doing or what you're fucking around with and I unfortunately know it intimately... it feels like I'm violently violently allergic to like bananas or something and they'll make me burst into flames and die horribly but everyone on this fucking site loooooves bananas its all banana parties and banana discord servers and here's ways you can integrate bananas MORE into your life yayyy 1 billion notes ANYWAY bananas will kill me and I used to have like over ten thousand blogs blocked because of it but noooooooooooooooo lithy has to go into the banana tags and see the banana fanart because I'm stupidddfffffffffff

i'll prob tweak seymour's design more eventually but whatever !! my ko-fi is linked if anyone is feelin zesty 🕺🪴

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The Worst partners in crime Ever

guys they need to kiss

[National Biways, Oct/Nov 1994]

lovely character. i want to watch him drown in his shame

theyre inventing the opposite of ozempic that actually makes you happy. and theyre calling it yummy foods and treats

(sexting for the first time) i love you