for you and your warped reflection
i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that
It just all feels really icky to me that someone had that idea and thought you know what would be great. If everyone on fuckimg earth saw this too and maybe we did it like 10 more times. Fuck you
I’m fine
Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution
NEEED to have a lifelong creative partnership.. and if it gets a little homoerotic.. well I guess that would be okay too !
by Zinaida Serebriakova
theyre inventing the opposite of ozempic that actually makes you happy. and theyre calling it yummy foods and treats
ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :)
ⓘ Fact check: This user intends to go to their room and take apart their old Yamaha EZ-200 keyboard in their underwear.
The Worst partners in crime Ever