Strawberrybakura - Weed Is For Girls

THE ICONS!!!!

(This is the biggest piece I’ve ever done & it took everything out of me, I can NOT)

it’s honestly crazy that like. in theory literary icon jean valjean would do crazy numbers on tumblr, fanfics, etc. he’s a dad. he’s canonically hot and ripped. he has a tragic backstory and self esteem issues. he’s got nuclear levels of catholic guilt. he’s even unmarried so you can old man yaoify him to your heart’s content. man was built in the blorbo factory. but the book he’s in happens to have 20 college age twinks and the musical film based on the book came out in 2012, creating the perfect storm of oncelerfication that defines the fandom at large to this very day. anyway they could never make me shut the fuck up about you jean valjean

genie in a bottle by Christina Aguilera except its pharaoh in a puzzle

White Hair and Trauma Brawl Round 1; Poll 13

remember, voting is based on trauma, swag, and favoritism!!

trauma and propaganda under the cut!

Trauma! 

Toi: As a young child (think about 6 years old), Toi's twin brother Ryui was selected by the Shiramitsu family to be the host for their family angel. However, being identical twins at the time, Toi and Ryui often switched places and in this instance, their family did not believe Toi when he told them he was not Ryui and thus, went through the process of becoming the host for this angel. The process involved being locked in an underground cell for a week with no food or water until the angel deemed the vessel worthy enough for them. Toi lasted about half a week before succumbing and being possessed, and now knows that the angel is dead and has been replaced by a being Toi calls "Aa-chama". 

Bakura: Grew up in a tiny impoverished village of 'bandits' who had little choice other than theft to continue surviving. When he was still a child (no older than ten imo though its not directly stated, this is my judgement based on his appearance in the scene) everyone he knew was ritually murdered and their blood, bone, and flesh were all mixed into gold to create seven magical items with which the royalty and high priests of Egypt could continue to rule by summoning monsters via dark magic. 

Propaganda!

Toi:  Toi is actually pretty chill most of the time, he is obsessed with another member of HAMA House, Chihiro, and frequently enables people into tormenting his twin brother (encouraged Nagi to tickle Ryui when everyone got drunk at the end of the main story). Has proved his wroth to Aa-chama in his feature event as well, using Aa-chama's powers to literally avoid getting frostbite and dying by just committing mass apoptosis of his cells. 

Bakura: “my man shows up at the pharaohs palace wearing all the pharaohs dead dads jewelery and carting the pharaohs dead dads sarcophagus around and says 'fuck you, that magic necklace is made of my dead family i can desecrate your dead family all i want' and when everyone tries to deny it he does his very best to kill everyone who has ever touched the various magical items made of his dead family. his soul is a giant white snake with wings which steadily becomes a big buff demon guy the more powered by rage he gets. hes on his vengeance grind. i think he would like fresh fruit and painting if they were things he could try but unfortunately circumstances and evil gods interrupt these options quite badly”

“I feel like being the soul survivor of a genocide gives you the win here”

jarb wrote a whole-ass blog post about how thoughtfully they updated the text of the last five years for 2025 but never once bothered counting back five years on his fingers to consider that puts the first year of their relationship during lockdown

my daily affirmations do you guys like them

“I’m just looking for joy, really. And it’s not easy to come by, and it’s not easy to produce. With the theater, it’s easy… I like joy, for the most part. Give me joy.”

— William Finn (x)

when you're talking about the character and the person who likes the character starts typing for a long time