Trazadone Is Not Enough. I Need A Doctor To Inject A Sedative Every Night Before Bed.

we're almost out of the number 1 btw

Okay I'm high so I'm using voice to text sorry I had a vision for the perfect version of chess okay so act one it's just regular Act One except all of Freddy's lines are just the word chess but all the characters can like like they they know what he's saying but act two and I don't remember how act two of chess opens I'm going to be honest with you however in my version of Chess in act two so all the characters and the ensemble they all come out and they stand on the edge of the stage and they go, "it's chess-ing time" and then they chess all over the place

nice selfie dude this will go hard as a haggard pretransition photo👍

please god let the met gala be ground zero for an event of domestic terrorism this year

nothing more embarrassing than holding a blonde man dear in your thoughts. you were supposed to be the enemy.

new archiological evidence suggests homo neanderthalensis could form healthy polycules up to 15 members

its it's important to lie in bed and make yourself as scared as possible all the time

Its crazy you can really draw anything you want

Anyway they’re bffs

Shit man, this bunny war is fucked. I just saw a bunny clap his paws together and say "the ten hays" or some similar shit, and every one around him was surrounded in hay, loafed on the ground, and then started eating. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting flop and level 2 binky. I think I just heard "power word:thumper" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Stephen Sondheim teaching