Woah. Has Anyone Tried Smoking Weed And Listening To Music After? I Think This Might Be Big

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

IM GONAN SELL THIS 8DEA TO DAVE N BUSTER && MAKE A BAZILLION DOLLAR$

jarb wrote a whole-ass blog post about how thoughtfully they updated the text of the last five years for 2025 but never once bothered counting back five years on his fingers to consider that puts the first year of their relationship during lockdown

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Anyway I'm done triggering myself i can look away from it even if it never stops looking at me for one second -_-

just so you know if you **** **** *** *** **** ********, that I, with all of my heart, want you to kill yourself

Tomorrow? like the thing that killed Macbeth?

if you have red hair and green eyes and you wear a black turtleneck and grey pants and a grey coat and black glasses and a funny little black beret please hmu immediately so I can [THIS PORTION OF THE TRANSMISSION HAS BEEN REDACTED DUE TO SEXUAL OBSCENITY]

one of the best things you can do to tell whether or not someone is worth talking to seriously is asking them their opinions on Rothko

DAMIAN PRIEST & DREW MCINTYRE WWE Backlash, May 10th, 2025