Let’s Be Long With Mama

konami is holding me at gunpoint to draw gay duelists

Okay I'm high so I'm using voice to text sorry I had a vision for the perfect version of chess okay so act one it's just regular Act One except all of Freddy's lines are just the word chess but all the characters can like like they they know what he's saying but act two and I don't remember how act two of chess opens I'm going to be honest with you however in my version of Chess in act two so all the characters and the ensemble they all come out and they stand on the edge of the stage and they go, "it's chess-ing time" and then they chess all over the place

I’ve been a bad girl daddy

Okay go kill yourself honey

touching grass isn't enough we should be staging small community productions of shakespeare

2007 // 2022

I just showed an Olmec guy all the uses we have for corn today and he started milly rocking 

they finally uncensored the chessboard and it is NOT pretty folks

why must the guard dog characters unquestioning devotion to their master be born from trust or some shit cant they be manipulated into it. raised into it. brainwashed even

(sexting for the first time) i love you