Nobody else in this Panera can sense the witch realm
here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard
Gets you with my Nice!
i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that
new archiological evidence suggests homo neanderthalensis could form healthy polycules up to 15 members
do you hear me? YOU LOST HER. you’ve trapped her in a human body. SHE’LL GO MAD.
Excited to finally share my piece for the @likeabruise-zine! I had such a great time being apart of the zine and I'm very proud of my final piece :DD