Hey Remember Before Volume 2 Came Out We Thought Karen Wheeler Was Going To Be Important To The Plot,

non-practicing slut. is this anythign

Marauders characters as ABBA songs because I’m bored:

James: The Name of The Game

Sirius: Mamma Mia

Remus: Chiquitita

Peter: Take a Chance On Me

Regulus: If It Wasn’t for the Nights

Marlene: Lay All Your Love On Me

Lily: Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

Dorcas: Waterloo

Mary: Dancing Queen

if anyone near putin wants to be really funny for the ides of march... just saying

⚠️Spoilers for Eternals⚠️

Currently screaming, crying and throwing up over Druig calling Makkari “my beautiful, beautiful Makkari”

Also screaming, crying and throwing up because I know no one will ever call me this

Pretty much yeah

the seven stages of writing:

1) wanting to and having an idea to write something

2) actually starts writing it after 3 months of procrasination

3) loses motivation

4) wtf is this shit 

5) the ‘crying cuz i think i lost all my writing ability’ stage

6) sobbing 

7) give up, curl into a ball, cry about it, then repeat

If anyone knows of any good Remus Lupin fanfics that are completed then please tell me I’m so bored

Merry Christmas Darling

Jess Mariano x gn!reader

Summary: Jess makes fun of the readers terrible wrapping.

Warnings: none like this is pure fluff and extremely short but enjoy.

Listen to your favourite Christmas song with this one.

“You’re a terrible wrapper you know that right.”

Jess watched as you attempted to wrap a mug for your mum. It was your first Christmas in Philadelphia and your first Christmas with Jess and you were a little nervous. This was quite clearly showing in your wrapping skills.

Carefully taping the wrapping paper together, you looked up at Jess who was leaning on the door frame of your bedroom.

“Why don’t you use the kitchen table to wrap instead of making a terrible attempt on our bed?” Jess asked, incredibly amused by the whole situation.

“Because you banished me to the bedroom and I needed to get this done now,” you responded not taking your eyes off of the present.

Jess put his hand on his chest in mock offence, “I did not banish you to the bedroom.”

You snorted and finally looked up at him. “Yes you did love now go away so I can finish wrapping your presents.”

“So now your banishing me.”

“Yes, go away.”

Christmas arrived quicker than you expected. Messily wrapped presents sat underneath yours and Jess’ tree in the corner of your apartment. You woke up to Jess dropping a book on the floor.

“Was that necessary?” You asked, rubbing your eyes to look at your boyfriend who was smiling mischievously at you.

“Yes, yes it was,” he responded. Jess climbed back onto the bed and went to kiss you, only for you to move out of the way and go to the bathroom.

“Well that was rude,” Jess shouted. “I’m not kissing you with morning breath!” You shouted back. That was just gross.

Coming back into the room after brushing your teeth, you climbed back onto the bed and crawled over to Jess with a big smile on your face. Straddling his lap, you placed your hands on his shoulders and leant your forehead against his.

“Merry Christmas love,” you whispered.

“Merry Christmas darling.”

Jess wrapped his arms around your waist and closed the gap between you two. After a few seconds, the two of you pulled away.

Merry fucking Christmas

name moodboard for evie | want one love

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Harry: Don’t worry about me looking at other women in the streets my wife will do that for me

Ginny: Damn straight I will

Harry: Don’t you mean gay?

Ginny: Sorry. Damn gay I will

Ginny: Better?

Harry: Much

Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.