Been Thinking A Lot About How Ashamed I Used To Be For Using Ao3 And Tumblr. But Like Ao3 Survives Solely

I know this didn’t exist back then but in my mind the marauders would’ve definitely done the chicken dance in the great hall on top of the Gryffindor table at least once. Fred and George also did it to cheer Ginny up in chamber of secrets in the common room

I got bored and started re reading my annotations on shadow and bone and can I just say I’m fucking funny why did no one tell me this before

I’ve got the fucking squid games theme song stuck in my head and it needs to fuck off before I fall asleep because I refuse to go into school again tired asf because my brain decided it was gonna throw a fit the night before and not shut up

You and I both know that Jess Mariano would’ve loved Arctic Monkeys and it’s offensive that we never got to see him listen to them

Also I still wanna see the shirt flipping Like off. Like really badly.

I got more motherfuckers

Here’s part 2 to random things I’ve found on tumblr as marauders era characters:

Marlene: GOD DAMMIT THE HOT WOMANS DEAD

Remus: “happy progress day” DO I LOOK HAPPY TO YOU

Regulus: leave me alone in my delusions it’s MY fantasy and I get to choose the impractical happy ending

Peter: It’s bigger than I thought it would be

Sirius: ;)

Peter: I meant the house, get your head out of the gutter

Peter: How are you feeling?

Remus: I have a headache that comes and go

Sirius and James doing dumb shit:

Remus: there it goes

Random person: are you two friends?

Sirius: yes

Remus: no

Sirius: *stares at remus*

Remus: *stares at Sirius*

Remus: we’re married?

Sirius: but…

Sirius *voice breaking*: but are we not friends?

Regulus: “I could fix him” I could break him. I could snap that fucker in half

Sirius: So that’s my plan

Remus: Do you take constructive criticism?

Sirius: Yeah sure

Remus: It fucking sucks

Remus: Sorry bro can’t go out tonight I’m stuck in an eternal state of melancholy

Peter: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of this one

James: *cracks knuckles*

James: Manslaughter it is

Credit goes to all the lovely people who first wrote these. Thank you for making me laugh

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My family just saw the Hawkeye advert and my mum goes “isn’t that the arrow” 😭💀

Merry Christmas Darling

Jess Mariano x gn!reader

Summary: Jess makes fun of the readers terrible wrapping.

Warnings: none like this is pure fluff and extremely short but enjoy.

Listen to your favourite Christmas song with this one.

“You’re a terrible wrapper you know that right.”

Jess watched as you attempted to wrap a mug for your mum. It was your first Christmas in Philadelphia and your first Christmas with Jess and you were a little nervous. This was quite clearly showing in your wrapping skills.

Carefully taping the wrapping paper together, you looked up at Jess who was leaning on the door frame of your bedroom.

“Why don’t you use the kitchen table to wrap instead of making a terrible attempt on our bed?” Jess asked, incredibly amused by the whole situation.

“Because you banished me to the bedroom and I needed to get this done now,” you responded not taking your eyes off of the present.

Jess put his hand on his chest in mock offence, “I did not banish you to the bedroom.”

You snorted and finally looked up at him. “Yes you did love now go away so I can finish wrapping your presents.”

“So now your banishing me.”

“Yes, go away.”

Christmas arrived quicker than you expected. Messily wrapped presents sat underneath yours and Jess’ tree in the corner of your apartment. You woke up to Jess dropping a book on the floor.

“Was that necessary?” You asked, rubbing your eyes to look at your boyfriend who was smiling mischievously at you.

“Yes, yes it was,” he responded. Jess climbed back onto the bed and went to kiss you, only for you to move out of the way and go to the bathroom.

“Well that was rude,” Jess shouted. “I’m not kissing you with morning breath!” You shouted back. That was just gross.

Coming back into the room after brushing your teeth, you climbed back onto the bed and crawled over to Jess with a big smile on your face. Straddling his lap, you placed your hands on his shoulders and leant your forehead against his.

“Merry Christmas love,” you whispered.

“Merry Christmas darling.”

Jess wrapped his arms around your waist and closed the gap between you two. After a few seconds, the two of you pulled away.

Merry fucking Christmas