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I’m trying to find a fanfic but I can’t remember the author or name so if someone figures it out from my shitty explanation can they tell me please

So it’s regulus x reader where you guys have a daughter called Joanna I think and there’s a few and ones where Walburga comes round and meets your guys daughter and regulus makes Sirius come as well

And if no one knows what I’m on about but knows some fics where regulus and the reader are parents please lmk I’m in a ‘I wanna child but I’m too young’ kinda mood

You and I both know that Jess Mariano would’ve loved Arctic Monkeys and it’s offensive that we never got to see him listen to them

Also I still wanna see the shirt flipping Like off. Like really badly.

Introducing my science teacher through him being a mood

My science teacher:…and if you touch it too (some science shit I can’t remember) it could seriously hurt you or potentially kill you but it won’t here as it’s not the full thing… unfortunately

My whole science class: sir are you okay?!

Like seriously sir you good

“My child is completely fine”

Ma’am with all due respect your child has asked her friends to buy her a book she knows has smut in it, reads smut with a straight face even when her families around like she’s reading a random post on Instagram, daydreams more than she should and then writes stories about the daydreams on Wattpad.

It’s me I’m the fucked up child who my parents think are fine

I cannot explain this at all so please take my word for it but for some reason I think Regulus Black would have OCD and for the life of me I can’t tell you why I think this because I don’t know

Me and my sisters conversation as Kaz and Jesper since it’s about shadow and bone. I’m Jesper she’s kaz. Also for context my sister wants goats when she’s older.

Jesper: When you get a goat can you name it Milo?

Kaz: Why would I name my goat Milo?

Jesper: From shadow and bone.

Kaz:

Kaz: Get your own goat and name it Milo.

A reenactment of what just happened between me and my parents through James and Remus.

Remus: *walks outside with bagel ready to go back to the summerhouse and do school*

James: have you got any water?

Remus: *spins around and begins to walk back to house whilst half a bagel in mouth*

Cavetown screams Remus Lupin and I won’t be taking no for an answer.

Especially boys will be bugs

Harry Potter was the Weasley’s sugar daddy argue with a wall

Spoilers for siege and storm ig

Mal being jealous that Alina punched Nikolai and he didn’t get to is my new favourite thing.

Did I make every character in my regulus black fanfic gay? Yes yes I fucking did

Ok so we’ve all heard of the ‘right person wrong time’ trope but what if there was a ‘wrong person right time’ trope. Like I feel like it would chaotic and angsty and different and fun to write. Please tell me I’m not the only one who has thought of this.

Hera is 1000% someone who has a fridge with a water dispenser that actually has wine in it and the word water on water dispenser is changed to wine.

Or vodka

Based off of the aesthetic, what would you call this character?