Cue Seinfeld theme music.
Animations of the RMS Titanic’s sinking presented in minutes. The ship begin taking water around midnight, but did not start rapidly sinking until about 2 AM when the opposing forces of the water weighing down the bow while the heavy stern raised in the air snapped the ship in half, at which point both halves sunk rapidly and landed on the ocean floor about 12,000 feet deep and about 2000 feet from each other.
At approximately 4:49 am
My sister and I had this reaction
Tonight was a good night
Top 10 Shonen Jump Anime Protagonists: INPO
10. Pegasus Seiya - Saint Seiya
9. Son Goku - Dragon Ball Z
8. Gon Freecss - Hunter x Hunter
7. Izuku Midoriya - My Hero Academia
6. Monkey D. Luffy - One Piece
5. Kenshiro - Fist of the North Star
4. Light Yagami - Death Note
3. Kenshin Himura - Rurouni Kenshin
2. Yoh Asakura - Shaman King
1. Yusuke Urameshi - Yu Yu Hakusho
We are all pregnant with his child. even the men.
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wait new tag game. tell me if you’re good or terrible at cooking then tell me where u fall among ur siblings, like oldest youngest etc etc
Top 10 Villains in Anime: INPO
10. Shinobu Sensui - Yu Yu Hakusho
9. Undertaker - Black Butler
8. Satan - Devilman
7. Haman Khan - Gundam ZZ
6. Dio Brando - Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
5. Akio Ohtori - Revolutionary Girl Utena
4. Tsukasa Yuki - Hanako-kun
3. Chrollo Lucifer - Hunter x Hunter
2. Cell - Dragon Ball Z
1. Sailor Galaxia - Sailor Moon
Place your bets ladies and gentlemen!
Nobunaga: You’ll probably lose horribly, but hey, at least you can say you landed a hit on Oda Nobunaga’s smug-ass face.
Mitsuhide: Working for Nobunaga gave him so much repressed everything that fighting him might trigger the ticking time bomb inside him. Don’t fight him, especially if he’s stressed.
Yukimura: Ten times out of ten, you’ll probably lose. Badly. Unless of course, you try to seduce him, then maybe you’ll have a very good chance of winning the fight.
Saizo: Horrible fucking idea. Dude is OP and was trained to be the best ninja in Iga. He’s razed entire villages and assassinated powerful samurai and ninja alike. Still, on the off chance that you’re dumb enough to fight him, make sure you get a good hit in because no craves the sweet release of death more than he does.
Masamune: Why in god’s name would you want to fight Masamune?
Kojuro: Sure, you can fight him. Ninety-nine percent of the time, he’s probably fretting over Masamune or his turtle so you could land a few good punches in while he’s distracted. Honestly though, the stress of his job might kill him before you do.
Hideyoshi: If he hasn’t outwitted you or charmed you yet, then you might have a chance of beating him. Granted, this is considering the fact that Mitsunari hasn’t yet found out about the fight.
Inuchiyo: Have you seen how thicc this guy is? Dude never skips leg day and wears titty armor into battle to intimidate his opponents. Plus, he lugs a fucking heavyweight trident like it’s nothing. You might have a chance if you ask Hana MC to help you, though…
Ieyasu: Fight him. Beat the living shit out of him. Teach his daifuku-eating ass a lesson. Mitsunari himself will sponsor the fight. Just make sure he doesn’t poison you first.
Mitsunari: Ieyasu will pay you himself to fight his nerdy ass. You don’t even have to win. Just get a few punches in and watch him yell at you.
Kenshin: If he’s distracted by pretty rocks or other “treasures”, then sure, you can fight him. But in the few moments when he’s actually taking shit seriously, you won’t even know the fight’s over till you’re down and looking up at Kenshin’s God of War eyes boring through your soul.
Shingen: Dude is stacked af and will definitely take your ass to Suplex City like it’s a regular Tuesday in the park. Even with a terminal illness, this dude can break melons with his thighs. Yeah, don’t fight him.
Shigezane: Yeah sure, fight him, but is it worth it? Dude never did anything wrong and just wants a laugh. Just invite him out for taiyaki and don’t fight him.
Nobuyuki: No.
Hana MC: I mean, you’ll probably win the fight, but she’ll win the war. She’s gone through about 14 routes of trauma and hell, yet she came back stronger each time. Girl has nerves of steel. You cannot defeat her. Defeating her was never an option.
Top 10 Deadly Doctors in Anime: INPO
10. Shingen Kishitani - Durarara
9. Kazutaka Muraki - Yami no Matsuei
8. Minoru Kamiya - Yu Yu Hakusho
7. Mayuri Kurotsuchi - Bleach
6. Madam Red - Black Butler
5. Doctor Gero - Dragon Ball Z
4. Souichi Tomoe - Sailor Moon
3. Dr. Hell - Mazinger Z
2. Ritsuko Asagi - Evangelion
1. Trafalgar Law - One Piece
Top 10 Kuuderes in Anime: INPO
10. Sakaki - Azumanga Daioh
9. C.C. - Code Geass
8. Android 18 - Dragon Ball Z
7. Riza Hawkeye - FMA
6. Yuki Nagato - Haruhi Suzumiya
5. Cure Moonlight - Heartcatch Pretty Cure!
4. Rin Shibuya - Idolmaster Cinderella Girls
3. Satsuki Kiryuin - Kill La Kill
2. Rei Ayanami - Evangelion
1. Amu Hinamori - Shugo Chara
List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you, learn to know your mutuals and followers !!
1. Whenever l can sleep uninterrupted
2. Anytime I see a chibi I feel the need to hug them or talk to them
3. Mom’s cooking
4. Hot Water
5. Researching to my heart’s content