70s Au Atty N His Wife

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 !!

Brad Pitt for GQ, 2019

Speaking her language

For the charming @empress-writes​ 💙💛🧡💖

Hope you’ll like the story!

The South of France is a safer place for the Basterds, as they took a break after their last mission.

They were currently hidden in a remote cottage near the small village of Gassin. Its inhabitants were kind and helpful, which was a blessing for Aldo Raine and his men.

“No news from the superiors, Lieutenant?”

“Na yet, Donny. But ya can be sure that we’re gonna heard about them, one way or another!”

“So, let’s enjoy our free time!" happily exclaimed Hirschberg as he ate a piece of cake.

"Can you sometimes stop eating, you glutton?" admonished Andy.

"But Mrs. Dupin’s pies are so delicious!”

As the others were gently chatting, Wicki was gazing at (Y/N) (L/N), the only woman in the group. He could not help but smile while looking at her as she read a book. 

If you ask him, he would probably answer that everything she did was perfection. To sum up, he fell heels over head in love with the woman.

Of course, the other Basterds were aware of it and never missed an opportunity to tease him about his crush. Even Hugo loved taunting him!

Wilhelm’s daydreaming was interrupted by Utivitch, who shyly asked:

“Hey, (Y/N)?”

“Yes, Smithson?” answered the woman with a gentle smile.

“What are you reading?”

“Oh, I was reading Les lettres de mon moulin by Alphonse Daudet. It is a French collection of short stories about Provence!”

“Okay… Wait, you understand French?”

She laughed.

“Uti, can you remind us what is my job here?”

“She is the translator, you dummy!" growled Hugo.

"Don’t be so harsh, Stiglitz!" scolded Hicox.

"Indeed, I am the translator of the group.”

“Of course!”

“By the way, how many languages do you speak?" inquired Omar.

A sly grin appeared on her face.

"What if we played a little game?”

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My tablet completely died on me on stream right after finishing the comic for my askblog, so after this I could only draw with my mouse. So here are, due to popular demand, the weird THINGS that came out of that. Ludwig in the middle turned out weirdly well….

also the fourth picture was twice already in the past because I said Ludwig with be a terror child

一人のための特別なムードボード !!! <3 @komaewda

“Gues who England? It’s your worst nightmare!”

For decades Denmark-Norway and the Dutch republic were in a theoretical alliance but in the middle of the seventeenth century it finally came to fruition. The Dutch aided the Danish against Sweden during the battle of the Sound in 1658, and now in return they have come to aid the republic in revenge against England in the second Anglo-Dutch war 1665 – 1667. 

Comission for: @oh-mein-prussia Interested in commisioning me? See my rates here: X

“There was something awesome about being at a truck stop at like two a.m. putting eyeliner on with big burly truckers everywhere. It was just really dangerous.”

THIS IS KILLING ME NOT THE EMOJI JAILLL 💀💀😭😭😭😭

diane forever

And what was up with that hella depressing little clip of Flash’s mom not showing up to pick him up at the airport?!