Dr. Robotnik: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Agent Stone asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Agent Stone: What kind of animal is Sonic the Hedgehog?
Dr. Robotnik, already taking off his clothes: Agent Stone you're so stupid.
snapchat, insta, and quidditch=games that gryffindor just can’t lose.
amazing illos & hilarz captions created exclusively for SparkNotes by the awesome @sasmilledge
Why do you always expect the worst to happen for no reason! Why do you always think badly about yourself! Geez, you’re so difficult! Damn, you idiot!
Don’t call me an idiot…
I finally updated my full list of Twenty One Pilots songs!
Twenty One Pilots, 2009
Implicit Demand for Proof
Fall Away (Live)
The Pantaloon (Live) (and a newer live version)
Addict With a Pen (Live) (UG Studios Session)
Friend, Please (Live)
March to the Sea (Live) (and a newer live version)
Johnny Boy (Live)
Oh Ms. Believer (Live)
Air Catcher (Alternate version) (Live)
Trapdoor (Live)
A Car, A Torch, A Death
Taxi Cab (Live) (Acoustic)
Before You Start Your Day
Isle of Flightless Birds (Live)
Regional at Best, 2011
Guns for Hands (Live)
Holding On To You (Live)
Ode to Sleep (Live)
Slowtown (Live) (and a newer live version)
Car Radio (Live)
Forest (Poem) (Live)
Glowing Eyes
Kitchen Sink (Live) (feat. Zack Joseph)
Anathema (Live)
Lovely (Live)
Ruby (Live)
Trees (Live)
Be Concerned (feat. Jocef)
Clear
Vessel, 2013
Ode To Sleep (Live)
Holding On To You (Live) (the Live Room) (Acoustic)
Migraine (UK version) (Toy Piano version) (Live) (the Live Room)
House of Gold (Live in a couple of places) (Live) (the Live Room)
Car Radio (Live) (the Live Room) (UG Studios Session) (Acoustic)
Semi-Automatic (Live)
Screen (Live) (Acoustic) (Acoustic #2)
The Run and Go (Live)
Fake you Out (Live)
Guns for Hands (Live)
Trees (Live)
Truce (Live)
Lovely (Bonus Track)
Blurryface, 2015
Heavydirtysoul (Poem) (Live)
Stressed Out (Ukulele version) (Live) (Alternative live version)
Ride (Live) (Acoustic)
Fairly Local (Live)
Tear In My Heart (Live) (Acoustic)
Lane Boy (Live) (Acoustic)
The Judge (Live) (Acoustic)
Doubt (Live)
Polarize (Live) (Acoustic)
We Don’t Believe What’s On TV (Live) (Acoustic)
Message Man (Live) (Acoustic)
Hometown (Live) (Acoustic)
Not Today (Live)
Goner (Video) (Live)
Trench, 2018
Jumpsuit (Live) (Live @AMA’s)
Levitate (Live)
Morph (Live)
My Blood (alternate video) (Live) (Acoustic) (Acoustic #2)
Chlorine (Live)
Smithereens
Neon Gravestones (Live) (Acoustic)
The Hype
Nico And The Niners (Live)
Cut My Lip (Live) (Acoustic)
Bandito (Live)
Pet Cheetah (Live)
Legend
Leave the City (Live)
TOPxMM, 2016
Heathens (feat. Mutemath)
Heavydirtysoul (feat. Mutemath)
Lane Boy (feat. Mutemath)
Ride (feat. Mutemath)
Tear In My Heart (feat. Mutemath)
Suicide Squad, 2016
Heathens (Live) (SNL)
No Phun Intended, 2007
Blasphemy
Drown
Hole in the Ground
Save
Taken By Sleep
I Want to Know
Just Like Yesterday
Never Change
Prove Me Wrong
Realize That It’s Gone
Tonight
Falling Too
Whisper
TB Saga (Part 2)
Going Down
Trees
Where Did We Go
Hear Me Now
Unrealsed songs/covers
Two
Dollhouse
What’s Your Story? (This isn’t really a song, it’s a poem)
Always
Time To Say Goodbye
Can’t Help Falling in Love
Cancer
Jar of Hearts
Mad World
Coconut Sharks in the Water
Old song medley
7 Acoustic Covers
Safe and Sound
O Come, O Come, Emmanuel
Jump Around
Twist and Shout/My Heart Will Go On/Love Yourself/Jump Around
All I Do Is Win (feat. Chris Joseph)
Build Me Up Buttercup (also this one)
I’m Yours
Brown Eyed Girl
Call Me Maybe (feat. a fan)
Covers with Nigel
Drum covers/Gangnam Style
ET
Get Lucky/Safe and Sound
Someone Like You
National Anthem (Tyler Joseph & Nick Thomas)
No Woman, No Cry
One More Time
Somewhere Over The Rainbow
Summertime Sadness
Wonderwall
You and I (It’s from the RAB web-series!)
You Make Me Wanna Shout
You’re Beautiful
9 Crimes
Unfinished songs
I Need Something
Korea
Demo, 2011
Demo, 2013
Other/features
If live (House of Heroes) (or: Josh Dun singing for 10 seconds)
Hoverboard song
Original Christmas songs
Lord of Glory (Whittaker feat. Tyler Joseph)
Rulers of Reverse (Whittaker feat. Tyler Joseph)
Twenty-Nine (Whittaker feat. Tyler Joseph)
Producer (Whittaker feat. Tyler Joseph)
If I forgot some songs, or the links don’t work, then don’t hesitate to send me an ask!
(i’ve been very tired recently..)
every few years i remember lovely complex and would reread/watch the entire series
Leelah Alcorn’s blog was deleted and posts about her are being removed. Don’t stop spreading this. Reblog everything you can, post everything you can.
These are her pictures
here are some of her drawings
this is her note
Don’t let this die.
Not this.
Mr. Darcy really had some nerve accusing Jane Bennett of not adequately expressing her love for Bingley like he didn’t spend half the novel talking shit about Elizabeth to her damn face