John Boyega At Hyde Park Demonstration #BlackLivesMattter

*record scratch* *freeze frame*.

Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

summer is just like i have all the time in the world i never have enough time i am so happy i am so depressed i have nothing to do i have too many things to do i want to go outside i never want to leave my room i hate people i am so lonely i slept for fifteen hours i haven't slept in three days i am so overwhelmed i am so bored life is good i am going to die

1.  / 2. / 3.  p.s. i still love you, jenny han / 4. the social network / 5. / 6. / 7. emma  / 8. / 9

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

May the 4th be with You: A Poem for Star Wars Day

maybe I'm reading into this too hard but... we clown on kaz for the sheer irony of “the trick is not to love anything, rollins", and considering this is not long after the bathroom scene, yeah lol, HOT bit of irony there. but... kaz said the trick.

yes, the overt meaning is the strategy, the way to do it, but... kaz said the trick, and this is kaz 'nothing up my sleeves' brekker, the sleight of hand magician. I think he meant that it only has to look that way. you'll see what kaz damn well wants you to see; he knows how to constantly turn up the face of the dirtyhands card while never letting you get so much as a look at kaz rietveld, even if he's somewhere in the deck. it's all about illusions, street magic, trickery! rollins' mistake was not loving his son, it was making it too visible, accidentally showing his hand. you only have to think the coin has disappeared; you can't see the coin, or the card, or the woman in the box, but they haven't really vanished. they're still there, somewhere, slipped away to maintain the illusion. kaz's love isn't visible, anymore... but that doesn't mean it's nonexistent.

(incidentally, what is kaz's greatest trick, if not finding the girl who seems to have vanished?)

will gets attacked by this girl who hasn’t bathed in days and introduces herself as lyra silvertongue and she has a shapeshifting animal friend called a demon and she says she’s looking for ‘special dust’ and she doesn’t know what a refrigerator is or what a can of coke is or an omelette or baked beans and she licks raw egg and keeps talking about how in her world servants do the cooking and this all happens within like ten minutes and william parry, a twelve-year-old from our world, just goes “this might as well happen”

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anyway enjoy this messy comic where everyone gets exactly what they deserve❤

"i could fix him" ok well i could be brown i could be blue i could be vi-o-let sky i could be hurtful i could be purple i could be anything you like

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