Hot Take But I Don’t Think “Hetero” Couples In Fiction Are Boring Actually I Just Think They’re

Super Giant Robot Brothers Season 2 opening idea: Thunder has been invited into the group chat. He's so confused. Doesn't know what a meme is and having a hard time understand text as well. Opening line is him confused going "Based? Based on what?"

I love seeing people’s picrew art styles because you can just look at them and be like

“You read homestuck and it was a big part of your life for a few years, you’re not into steven universe but you did watch it, and you had an intense black butler phase in middle school and doodled their eyes over and over again in your spiral notebooks”

sometimes you look at someone’s art and you know EXACTLY what’s going on and you’re like

FUCK, THE COOKING JOKES WERE ENOUGH I DONT NEED TO BE CAPITALIZED ON IN PUBLIC TOO

Honestly, what if Spamton was still practically feral before shit went down. He's just doing weird shit one day and someone's like "we're sorry, we think he was damaged by corruption or something," and the Addisons are just "no, he was always batshit, now it's just more obvious."

PLEASE he’s just. been this way the entire time!! being on the phone just made it worse

[ arrives late to the party with an old meme ] anyway i love noisemaster

[ video id: the caramelldansen from another room meme starring cucumber, almond, and noisemaster from cucumber quest. cucumber stares bewildered at his wand as it flashes multiple colors, almond peeking over his shoulder, equally confused. caramelldansen plays in the background, muffled. it cuts to noisemaster in a blank color environment, lying on the floor as caramelldansen gets louder and the colors flash brighter. end id. ]

LET THE LIGHT COME IN / DAMN YOU TO HELL

SOBBINGHS I DREW SPANG TOM AND WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE JERMA. I DID NOT PLAN THIS THIS WAS NOT INTENTIONAL. IM WEEPING

hear me out. What if shiny used neopronouns

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