IT'S HERE
now give me attention
Banner! Do you have any good recommendations for some small people. Very short people
"A booster seat?" The voice on the line snickers, clearly pleased by their own joke- much less so by the figure with them, as a bit of a fight breaks out from the speaker.
Many things seem to be tossed around. Something collides with something else- fragile, probably, guessing by the crash. There's quite a bit of bickering, before the line is picked up again.
"Sorry! So- so sorry, sorry," Banner gasps, forcing a stained smile from behind the phone. "That was a joke. A joke. If you're looking for down-sized apparel, I could introduce you to our infant's selection-"
There's a loud resounding crash, and a yelp from the speakers. Oh dear, The line is quickly cut.
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I think some of you take the phrase “its not true friendship unless you bully each other” and take it as “oh so if I make fun of people then they will become my friend!!”
No. the phrase means that you trust each other and know each other well enough to tease one another while knowing exactly what the other person’s boundaries are.
This does not mean leaving unnecessarily rude comments/tags on random ppl’s posts thinking that it’s just friendly ribbing when you are not, in fact, friends with that person. And guess what?? Now that person is even less likely to be your friend.
FUCK, THE COOKING JOKES WERE ENOUGH I DONT NEED TO BE CAPITALIZED ON IN PUBLIC TOO
spamton is the ruler of everything
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