I Don’t Want It Any More

i just noticed something at Temmie's Deltarune 3rd Anniversary art

(credit to temmie chang on twitter)

for those who will start to argue that it's a club, club and clover are the same lmao

What the fuck do i even title this…. 

Swatchton….Maid AU???? (½)

Do you think god stays in heaven for fear of what he’s created

(link to second part will be added in the replies)

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

what do u mean this isn’t what happened. this is spamton’s backstory yes

just some doodles,,, of these bros for life, chaos murder kill stab kill bros for life

Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir we’re friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason is sir. My cat is sir. My pair of jeans is sir. An email that finds me unwell is sir. Two bugs outside my window are sirs.

*WAS THAT AN [[OFFER]] I [[SMELL]]?

*DON'T WORRY I CAN GET [[closer]]

*A LITTLE BIT [[CLOSER]] DON'T RUN

*I'LL [Package Arrive] AT THE SPEED OF [Broadband] YOU WATCH ME

not gonna lie tony hawk makes some of the best divorced guys out there

Banner! Do you have any good recommendations for some small people. Very short people

"A booster seat?" The voice on the line snickers, clearly pleased by their own joke- much less so by the figure with them, as a bit of a fight breaks out from the speaker.

Many things seem to be tossed around. Something collides with something else- fragile, probably, guessing by the crash. There's quite a bit of bickering, before the line is picked up again.

"Sorry! So- so sorry, sorry," Banner gasps, forcing a stained smile from behind the phone. "That was a joke. A joke. If you're looking for down-sized apparel, I could introduce you to our infant's selection-"

There's a loud resounding crash, and a yelp from the speakers. Oh dear, The line is quickly cut.

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spamton is the ruler of everything