Suffocatingapenguin - Untitled

bottle labeled pimple cream but its just the cream that comes out of pimples

chris pratt will take his spot

DEVASTATING NEWS

Made a real good chart

make little pizzas out of communion wafers

bo burnham birthday. happy birthday bo burnham

tissue box but it puts out toast

forgot my phone at home so i had to email my mom to get it and it looks so hilariously ominous

would be even greater of a shame if you were to add motor oil and sand to make it even harder to scrub off and making it so you can’t apply force lest you ruin the plastic’s transparency 

Would also be really annoying if they wore heat resistant gloves to throw back the hot tear gas canisters and if this got shared to all those protesting…